The best way to find a girl / love in your life...

Soldato
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...is by texting you postcode to 62626!!!

LOL, how many of these adverts do they want to show at this time of night?

MTV is horrible for it. Who actually texts these things anyway? Must be doing well though - not a day goes by where I dont see one.
 
I was thinking the same thing (watching "fiver" which is full of them)

I guess its the same people who phone the premium rate lines, just WTF :confused:
 
And I betcha the girls you get to talk to don't match the advertising...

...who are these women anyway? All the ads are marketed to men! There can't be a ton of girls who just happen to be sitting ready and waiting for your text/MMS/call, can there?
 
There can't be a ton of girls who just happen to be sitting ready and waiting for your text/MMS/call, can there?

Sure there can, work from home, easy work, good pay :p

I'd do it if i could fake a women's voice.

Although these txt versions get around that :p
 
My god you should see late night TV here and not channels like MTV and such just normal TV channels.

Boobs and other body parts flashing everywhere while some girl with a fake sexy voice keeps spouting out the phone number to call.

Out of every 30 mins of TV at least 10 of them are these adverts
 
Aye i came across these when i was back just before december. I was watching a documentary channel on sky and once it had passed 1 - 2 am they ran for the whole advertising block. The same actresses (lol) in different 'amusing' situations like horse riding.

Its like the night-time version of the awful financial ads you get in the middle of the day, both depressing in a different way
 
I can't stand them, went to my grandparents the other day and then one of these adverts came on so i had to distract them by talking about my course.

really are pathetic. I don't mind them in magazines but not on tv!
 
reading this thread and watching tv, theres been 2 whilst reading it! what retard ever txt these...

Edit: make that 3
 
Those damn condom and durex play ads are extremely embarrassing.

Whenever I have the remote I manage to change the channel in a split second, but when my brother has the remote he doesn't notice, so we all have to endure an insanely awkward moment, I have to avoid eye contact with my mum for a few minutes. lol.
 
You seen the tacky advert with the cheap looking slappers bouncing around on big inflatable balls whilst wearing skimpy underwear?
 
Some ads on sites are telling me that there's hot milfs in Fareham waiting for me RIGHT NOW too... *clicks furiously*
 
the kind of people that use these services, you wouldnt even need a machine capable of passing the turing test to run it.

all the machine has to say is "wow, thats hot" and other such platitudes, and they're away
 
Someone's misson should they choose to accept is to text one and let us know how it went on. If no one does it by the new year the OP gets banned :p
 
For those looking for serious advice, stop looking. She'll find you.

You do have to leave the house though...
 
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