Copied from an email hence the formatting.
* * Rrrii iiinn nnggg , rrrii iinnn ngg, **
* * ' Hello ?'**
* *'Hi honey .
**
* * This is Daddy .
Is Mommy near the phone ?'**
* * ' No, Daddy . She' s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'
*
* * After a brief pause ,**
* *..But honey, you haven 't got an Uncle Paul.
* *'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy , Right now
Brief Pause .
* * 'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.
* *Put the phone down on the table , run upstairs**
* *And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy **
* * That Daddy 's car just pulle d into the drive way.
'**
* * ' Okay, Daddy , Just a minute.
'**
**A few minutes later **
* *The little girl comes back to the phone .
**
**' I did it, Daddy . '
* * 'And what happened, honey ?' **
' Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on
and ran around screaming.
**
* * Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
* *And now she isn' t moving at all ! ' **
* *'Oh my God! !! What about your Uncle Paul? '**
* *'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.
**
**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
* *And into the swimming pool.
**
* *But I guess he didn' t know that you took out the water **
* * Last week to clean it.
**
**He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'
**
* * * * * Long Pause *****
* * * * * Longer Pause *****
* * * * * Even Longer Pause *****
* * Then Daddy says ...**
* * ' Swimming pool? . . . . . . . . ...**
**Is this 486- 5731? '*
* * 'No, I think you have the wrong number........'
* * Rrrii iiinn nnggg , rrrii iinnn ngg, **
* * ' Hello ?'**
* *'Hi honey .
**
* * This is Daddy .
Is Mommy near the phone ?'**
* * ' No, Daddy . She' s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'
*
* * After a brief pause ,**
* *..But honey, you haven 't got an Uncle Paul.
* *'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy , Right now
Brief Pause .
* * 'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.
* *Put the phone down on the table , run upstairs**
* *And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy **
* * That Daddy 's car just pulle d into the drive way.
'**
* * ' Okay, Daddy , Just a minute.
'**
**A few minutes later **
* *The little girl comes back to the phone .
**
**' I did it, Daddy . '
* * 'And what happened, honey ?' **
' Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on
and ran around screaming.
**
* * Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
* *And now she isn' t moving at all ! ' **
* *'Oh my God! !! What about your Uncle Paul? '**
* *'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.
**
**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
* *And into the swimming pool.
**
* *But I guess he didn' t know that you took out the water **
* * Last week to clean it.
**
**He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'
**
* * * * * Long Pause *****
* * * * * Longer Pause *****
* * * * * Even Longer Pause *****
* * Then Daddy says ...**
* * ' Swimming pool? . . . . . . . . ...**
**Is this 486- 5731? '*
* * 'No, I think you have the wrong number........'
