Drunken Nights - What is the most stupidest thing you have done?

A couple of years ago, eent to a club with 2 girl friends. They gave me the key to thier house to look after. At the end of the night I was so smashed I waited out side for a bit, then some how woke up at home.

When I woke up I still had the key. lol

They had to sleep at a starnge blokes house who was hitting on them all night. They didnt get a wink of sleep in fear of what may happen.

I was never given the key to look after again.
 
Sat in the grass verge on the old mansfield ringroad and fell asleep with my face in a pizza.


Had cubed ham burns on one side :(
 
Most stupid thing - nailed my boss. But to be fair, she was an absolute animal when drunk and we managed to stay friends
 
Killa_ken said:
Anybody who threatens the McDonalds operation will be served a swift beatdown. McDonalds is the greatest cuisine to ever land on earth.


Dumbest thing I've done is probably getting on facebook drunk.
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Went on Facebook and thought it would be most amusing to add every single female with the surname of "Breen" :o
 
Ran through the centre of Bath with a McDonalds bag on my head with an exclaimation mark drawn on it pretending to be the Kerrang bag man.
 
In the same McDonalds as you speak Beggbie, i was absolutely slaughtered after a day of drinking up and down Rose Street, then went for a mcdonalds, at this point they sold mega mac meals, in my drunken stoopur i sliped on the wet floor and threw a heuge cup of coke all over the place, got up shouted ahh ya barsteward and walked out with half of their staff after me wanting me to go clean it. i think not.
 
Stripped naked and chased 3 northern Irish girls around a park in Newcastle at 5am.

Absolutely no idea what I was thinking at the time. To be fair, they did encourage me, I'm not a TOTAL mentalist.
 
Countless stupid things, on the walk home from the pub there's a house with those stupid animal ornaments on the wall so a friend and I have tried many a time to take them. 2 of them are these little stone lions and in the middle there's this massive eagle. We've had the lions and the eagle eventually came off and we didn't know what to do with it when we had it so just left it in the road. I've never seen the eagle since...!
 
Threw a friend down some sites work on the Portsmouth Road between Kingston and Thames Ditton.

Then ran away, giggling, like Homer Simpson only to then almost get punched to death when he got out of it and returned home.

Ah! Good times!
 
Some of my better ones,

Went swiming in the river ouse, :rolleyes: then walked into work in my pants and got changed. Oh the joys of The Kings Arms in the summer.

Slept with my boss, was a part time job so wasn't so bad :p

Fell off a 10 foot wall and cracked 2 ribs, trying to take a short cut from one pub to another. :confused:

Got arrested and did a strip tease for the desk sargent, they showed me in the morning on the video. I wanted a copy but they told me to **** off. :)

Slept with various co-workers :D

Head butted Greek hotel secruity guard on holiday coz he hit me with his batton first.:rolleyes: It got worse after that !

Fell off my bike trying to ride no handed and whilst standing, cue skin graft on arm :o

Drank 8 bottle of Barcardi Breezer in 3 mins, It felt like I nearly died and it was quite painful to drink that much cold fizzy crap. Still only slightly better than that women who drunk 4 litres in 90mins and died. :(

Walked 12 miles in the wrong direction back to the campe site when on a stag do in the lakedistrict.

I don't really drink any more, I wonder why !
 
Just the usual, texting ex girlfriend's etc.

Begbie said:
Right first off, I am not proud of this and yes it is chavvy! I most will destroy any reputation I have on here! But do I care, NO!
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You drive a vauxhall, we already knew that you were a chav ;)

p.s. there is already a comprehensive thread on this topic.
 
22B said:
I hate idiots like you, no need killing innocent things even if you are drunk, your a pratt and need a good pasting to show you whats it feels like.
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Yeah that's a pretty terrible thing to do, and you actually seem proud about it.
 
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