Drunken Nights - What is the most stupidest thing you have done?

This thread is awesome.

To re-itterate it wasn't a chute. It was the massive helter skelter on Princess Street. My back is in complete agony! I think I may need to go to hospital I can barely walk!

Some of the posts in here are a right LOL! :D
 
once had a competition with a girl that involved drinking shots of neat vodka

I was goosed , she won :/
I woke up at about 5am on a patch of grass down by the river....(I can only guess I was walking home and passed out)


on a stag night in Blackpool a few years ago I was rather drunk and decided to walk back to the hotel (near the south pier) early in the morning, head down and on the back streets I stumbled along. After what seemed an eternity I turned to get onto the seafront, then realised my fatal mistake, I had walked the wrong way and was nearly at the North pier :/ :(
I had no cash so had to walk all the way back and some more :o

Next morning I awoke and noticed the door lock was broken and there was skips all over the floor, I remember nothing about the crisps (although they could only have been mine) but I vaguely remember I couldn't find my key so I barged the door in :o
 
We went swimming in the river in the centre of Riga at about 5am, it was very dirty and very cold, then my mate decided to do a number 2, which bizzarely floated upstream.

Also in Riga, we got conned by some strippers and ended up running for our lives from the bouncers.

My friend had a Lemsip max the other night for a cold, then went out and got stupidly drunk. Then decided to walk back from Barnet to Hatfield at 3am, needless to say he got picked up by the police on the motorway. This is the kind of stupid thing he does when drunk but he insists it was because of the lemsip.

I tried to breath fire with some sambuca and ended up just getting it all over my hand, then my next attempt I set my hand on fire.
 
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Begbie said:
Right first off, I am not proud of this and yes it is chavvy! I most will destroy any reputation I have on here! But do I care, NO!

Anyway, a Tuesday night decide to go to Edinburgh. As you do. Went to a few bars, got totally steaming!

Started walking to the chippy, via princess street. McDonalds was plugged in to an external power supply - so we unplugged it leaving it in total darkness!

Then we jumped in to princess gardens and, well not me but my mate, broke in to the chute! This thing is huge, climbed to the top and grapped the mats and slide down it! But the chute wasn't whole and feel about 4 foot (my back is killing me) as we got to the bottom - police waiting for us! £40 fine on the spot. Mental!

So whats the most stupid thing you have done?
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I lolled at the Mcdonalds bit m8
 
Years ago, me and a mate stole a couple of lion statues from somewhere, even to this day we don't have a clue where they came from.

I have no idea how we managed to carry them either as they were solid concrete and weighed an absolute ton!

Must have seemed like a good idea at the time :D
 
One year, not this one, about 14 years ago I got plastered and went back to a work mates house and slept in a bunk bed, couldn't find the loo in the middle of the night and urinated (loads) in the bin. Mixture of shame and laughs, looking back at it now. :/
 
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NeoReloaded said:
Too many to remember, but lately i saw a hedge hog in my mates garden and booted it into the bushes... 8 foot away!
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I caught some scrotes shooting grey squirrels once near where I live many years ago :mad:, I went over and complained and the idiot shot me in the arm with his tacky air rifle whilst laughing at me needless to say thats the hardest Ive ever scotch kissed someone:D, I also broke my glasses:( fare trade though his nose and teeth for my glasses cowardly little turd!
 
Murf said:
Stripped naked and chased 3 northern Irish girls around a park in Newcastle at 5am.

Absolutely no idea what I was thinking at the time. To be fair, they did encourage me, I'm not a TOTAL mentalist.
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please say it was heaton park ? one of many stupd things ive done is take a shortcut through heaton park at 5am. its that dark in there that i couldnt see my own hands

i actually didnt make it out untill it started to get lighter

was very scary :(
 
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Back when I used to live in Cali one night my friend got his van stuck in the mud on the edge of a hill. He was at it for about 30 min with no luck...so I hopped in and gave it throttle so it rocked back and forth and in a few seconds got it unstuck.

I pulled forward a bit and hopped out and we were all whooping and screaming drunkenly...so happy, it was like we had just saved the world from disaster.

Then suddenly we all notice the van beginning to crawl backwards.....after a few drunken seconds we realized what was happening and we all tried to open the door and reach through to pull the e-brake but we were all doing it at once and getting in each others way.

You can imagine what happened. We were unsuccessful and the Astrovan ran all over us, I think the door hit me in the head and the front left tire ran over my leg.....and the van rolled off down the hill into some trees.

There were about 8 or 10 of us and somehow none of us were very hurt, just a few scrapes. It was so muddy that I think the tires just pushed us into the mud rather than squashing us.


So there you have it. I ran over myself with a van.
 
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^TANK^ said:
I caught some scrotes shooting grey squirrels once near where I live many years ago :mad:, I went over and complained and the idiot shot me in the arm with his tacky air rifle whilst laughing at me needless to say thats the hardest Ive ever scotch kissed someone:D, I also broke my glasses:( fare trade though his nose and teeth for my glasses cowardly little turd!
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grey squirrels are like rats. they deserve to be shot!
 
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