Drunken Nights - What is the most stupidest thing you have done?

A[L]C;13147262 said:
Got drunk at the works christmas do, got in a fight, just as it calmed down the police arrived which I didnt take very well and kicked off again. Took 4 police officers to restrain me, they bound my legs together at which point I bit one of them.

A criminal record, £550 fine, 160 hours of community service and a £1k solicitors fee later and it was the most stupid thing Ive ever done in my life. If only you could turn back time!
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Agreed. Definate winner so far! Were you drinking Stella that evening by any chance?
 
Drinking a hopping on the back fender of my mate's car holding onto the luggage rack while going 70mph down a road running red lights, listening to metallica, and even had to drive past a police station!

This was in America btw. The fun ended when he turned a corner going about 25-30mph and the luggage rack broke and I went flying into oncoming traffic rolling over and over. By all rights I probably shouldn't have survived that night!
 
Was out drinking in London a couple of years ago with two mates. We'd had a fantastic time and were on our way back to Waterloo station to go home in one of those rickshaw bike things when out of nowhere comes this guy who started swinging his Sainsbury's carrier bag at my head! I just wanted to go home, so just ignored him and kept blocking his swings. Eventually, after not get a reaction fro me he went round the other side and started taking swings at my mate, who is not so sweet tempered as myself, cue lots of swearing then my mate gets out and sets off down the road in pursuit of the guy, so myself and my other mate get out and follow. I was second to arrive at the scene, my mate had tripped the guy over while running who was laying on the floor practically in tears apologising profusely, so not wanting to hit or kick the guy i did the only thing i could think of and take the guys glasses off and stamp on them.

I'm not proud of that.
 
ibolden said:
Was out drinking in London a couple of years ago with two mates. We'd had a fantastic time and were on our way back to Waterloo station to go home in one of those rickshaw bike things when out of nowhere comes this guy who started swinging his Sainsbury's carrier bag at my head! I just wanted to go home, so just ignored him and kept blocking his swings. Eventually, after not get a reaction fro me he went round the other side and started taking swings at my mate, who is not so sweet tempered as myself, cue lots of swearing then my mate gets out and sets off down the road in pursuit of the guy, so myself and my other mate get out and follow. I was second to arrive at the scene, my mate had tripped the guy over while running who was laying on the floor practically in tears apologising profusely, so not wanting to hit or kick the guy i did the only thing i could think of and take the guys glasses off and stamp on them.

I'm not proud of that.
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Haha, you badass.
 
Drank through a bottle tequila, smirnoff blue and a bottle of gin in shots playing a drinking game before going out in Magaluf one night. Met a group of girls from Newcastle, got off with one and then her best mate in front of her 10 minutes later. They kicked off large, one of the guys I was with clocked me one and I clocked him back so I did a drunken Houdini and escaped.

Made my way back to our hotel which was on the other side of town, I have memories of people having to get out of my way as I stumbled down the street, jumping over many walls, being escorted from a hotel reception with families around looking on in shock, then going for a swim in someone's private pool. Woke up at 4am on the couch in the room with no room key to be found, and a beer in my hand much to my mate's amusement...
 
A week ago, outside the club, I took a disliking to an abandoned umbrella on the street. I ran up to it, stamped on it as hard as I could. This led to one of the metal rods inside the umbrella snapping and then penetrating through the bottom of my thin shoes, through my foot and almost out of the other side. Cue blood all over the place, all over the pavement, all over me and my friends.

No-one knew what had happened, so my mates called for an ambulance for me, as I was laying on the floor in a pool of my own blood. I shouted at them that the umbrella stabbed the bottom of my foot.

So on the phone to 999, my mate said that I'd been stabbed outside the nightclub. Next thing I know I'm surrounded by ambulances and police cars! So there I am in A&E at 4am sunday morning getting my foot mended.

I had to have a tetanus jab and still on antibiotics.
 
mike5678 said:
A week ago, outside the club, I took a disliking to an abandoned umbrella on the street. I ran up to it, stamped on it as hard as I could. This led to one of the metal rods inside the umbrella snapping and then penetrating through the bottom of my thin shoes, through my foot and almost out of the other side. Cue blood all over the place, all over the pavement, all over me and my friends.

No-one knew what had happened, so my mates called for an ambulance for me, as I was laying on the floor in a pool of my own blood. I shouted at them that the umbrella stabbed the bottom of my foot.

So on the phone to 999, my mate said that I'd been stabbed outside the nightclub. Next thing I know I'm surrounded by ambulances and police cars! So there I am in A&E at 4am sunday morning getting my foot mended.

I had to have a tetanus jab and still on antibiotics.
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I am sorry but that's well deserved ! lol

It's like you do not kick a plastic bag, because one day, just may be, someone will put a brick in it.

You got owned by a brolly ! :D
 
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