Dear Channel 4,
I am writing to complain that since I'm so thick and don't know how to use my remote control that I will have to endure this mindless drivel.
I am incapable of putting another channel on, so either you send somebody round to my house to switch my TV channel onto one of the other 200 channels available or stop putting BB on for 1 hour a night for 2 weeks about twice a year.
Yours
dmpoole
