Putting your foot in it thread

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I think there was one of these a while ago, but i just have to share this moment as im deep in it.

Went to a party last night with some girls, who to be fair im not a huge fan of, but was the only chance i had to get to a party.

So i text my mate that we're going to pick them up before hand and in the text said "Theyre a bit rough, but we can ditch them at the party."

The girls stole his phone and saw this text and now and out and want my blood :eek:

To make it work i was getting with one of said girls in my drunk stupour :o

Whats your worst foot in it moment?
 
I would, but they would probably end up looking better than they do ;)

College is going to be FUNN on Monday when i am most likely going to be destroyed xD
 
Was asked to reduce some items at the supermarket I work at. We normally do it at a set time, but some customers are wise to it and pester us to do them whenever they want it done.

So I was on the next aisle and telling my workmate that I was going to avoid this customer and hide out the back until they'd gone.

They were stood right behind me when I said this...

Guess it was karma. They got pretty angry and insisted I did it that second. :o
 
mocking my supervisor whilst he was stood behind me, fortunately we were quite pally or it could have gone very badly

and i've done the whole texting someone i'm talking to someone else about routine
 
Me: My god this team manager can't even type coherent english, how are they supposed to solve customer complaints? Who is this <name> anyway?
My Team manager: That's my sister.

oops
 
I was drunk at a party in this like, room that was cut off from another with a curtain.

I said "I ******* hate Evalyn, she's so annoying etc"

She was right behind the curtain

Hasn't talked to me since :D
 
Many moons ago, whilst out drinking in 'The Sutherland Arms' one Friday night, Lemmy, a friend of mine, walked in with his newest 'girlfriend', who just happened to be a girl I'd lusted after for quite some time. Anyway, after we'd sat there talking for an hour or so, me in my drunken state just blurted out, "So Lemmy, how's the wife these days".

The entire bloody table went deadly quiet!
 
At uni, probably no the only one to have done this, drunk slept with good mate of a mate, see her the next day on the bus, don't recognise her, don't know her name, just blanked her.

Easy way to lose a friend, meh we weren't that good of friends anyhow
 
My old mobile use to take ages to connect to the person I was trying to call so I go to ring my mate and subconsciously take the phone away from my ear whilst Im waiting. Anyway I start talking about this mate in a pretty harsh manner to my girlfriend as he is so unreliable and always late etc. Completely forgot about the call and he must have been listening to me go on about him for about 5 minutes, I was being pretty nasty aswell. To my horror I only remember when I look down on my phone and see Andy connected, I say 'hello' and he just says 'nice one' then hangs up. Hes a lot more reliable and on time now-a-days though but he probably thinks Im a bit of knob.
 
Many moons ago, whilst out drinking in 'The Sutherland Arms' one Friday night, Lemmy, a friend of mine, walked in with his newest 'girlfriend', who just happened to be a girl I'd lusted after for quite some time. Anyway, after we'd sat there talking for an hour or so, me in my drunken state just blurted out, "So Lemmy, how's the wife these days".

The entire bloody table went deadly quiet!
Was he married?
 
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