Joke (old but good)

Bipolar Kittens · 7 Jan 2009 at 15:48

A teacher asks her class to use the word contagious in a sentence

Johnny says " I got the mumps and the Doctor said it was highly contagious"

Katie says " My Granny had a bug and we couldn't go to see her because my mum said it was contagious"

Jimmy jumps up and says "Our next door neighbour is painting his house using a 2" brush and my Dad Say's its going to take the **** ages"

GeForce · 7 Jan 2009 at 15:49

Heard it before but it still made me smile

paradigm · 7 Jan 2009 at 15:53

I thought it was meant to be Paddy not Jimmy, ans contagious in a heavy Irish accent sounds much more like the punchline.

However, thread title fails on only being 25% accurate... old.

uv · 7 Jan 2009 at 15:55

it doesn't even rhyme!

paradigm · 7 Jan 2009 at 15:57

uvmain said:
it doesn't even rhyme!

:/

Funnier than the joke. It isn't meant to rhyme.

Le_Petit_Lapin · 7 Jan 2009 at 16:59

I was speaking to a gay guy the other day and he told me that the tell tale sign to whether a guy is gay, is if he is wearing an earring in his right ear.
Personally, I always thought the tell tale sign was if he had a big **** up his arse.

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My Gran said to me, "Young men of today just aren't as polite and charming as they were when I was young".

I had to explain, "That's because they aren't trying to **** you now."

Ciphon · 7 Jan 2009 at 17:22

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
My Gran said to me, "Young men of today just aren't as polite and charming as they were when I was young".

I had to explain, "That's because they aren't trying to **** you now."

LOL! That's awesome!

Bravo!

platypus · 7 Jan 2009 at 17:41

Second one, very good Lapin

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gillywibble · 7 Jan 2009 at 18:50

platypus said:
Second one, very good Lapin .

Agreed.

R B Customs · 7 Jan 2009 at 19:05

ha ha not heard that one before.

iLold

Beren · 7 Jan 2009 at 19:15

platypus said:
Second one, very good Lapin .

+1

Liquidfox · 7 Jan 2009 at 21:38

Sickipedia is great, keep forgetting to read it

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I got my test results back this morning, and I'm shocked to find that I've been diagnosed with OCD.

I've rung the doctor's nine times to check if they're correct.

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I left my car in a car park the other day, when I came back to it the bumper and rear lights were all smashed up. Then I found this note under the wiper. It said:

I just accidentally reversed into your car.
Quite a few people saw me do it.
They think I'm leaving my name and details.
Well, I'm not.

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Hmm...