Whats sits on your Wotsits?

Matblack said:
Are potato based snacks still crisps, they are effectively made with mechanically recovered potato reconstituted in to a crisp shape and then baked, so are they crisps or potato based comestibles? Inquiring minds need to know!
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Didn't pringles get this answer recently with a VAT reclaim? I think they successfully argued that pringles were not crisps. I may of course have dreamt that up from somewhere and am currently too lazy to google it to confirm.
 
I remember when I got addicted to Tangy Toms, the cheap 10p crisps. I used to quite happily eat about 8 packets :eek:
 
A bloke is at the doctor's with the unusual problem of bright orange hands.
Doc says "well, sir I honestly can't see what the cause of the problem is. All I can ask is what do you do all day - perhaps it's something in your daily routine?"
The bloke says "I can't see what would cause it, all I do all day is sit indoors watching porn and eating wotsits."

EDIT: fail - should be orange penis
 
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Solari said:
A bloke is at the doctor's with the unusual problem of bright orange hands.
Doc says "well, sir I honestly can't see what the cause of the problem is. All I can ask is what do you do all day - perhaps it's something in your daily routine?"
The bloke says "I can't see what would cause it, all I do all day is sit indoors watching porn and eating wotsits."
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isn't that joke supposed to be he has a bright orange male appendage? Other wise the whole "watching porn" part of the punchline is irrelevant.
 
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