Did you know that Dairy Milk bars contain...

Dark_Angel · 12 Jan 2009 at 13:15

Little known fact, but the average chocolate bar apparently contains several insect legs too (google it for more info).

vincent1989 · 12 Jan 2009 at 13:26

Dark_Angel said:
Little known fact, but the average chocolate bar apparently contains several insect legs too (google it for more info).

granary bread also contains insects (inside the wheat/seed bits)

Pete19s · 12 Jan 2009 at 13:27

Maccy said:
It's like that stupid thing on coffee cups now having to say "Warning: Contents are hot!"

People that miss these things need a slap!

That sort of thing rings a bell. Wasnt it Fox who was having a rant about those microwaveable beans stating that the contents "maybe hot." My nan has a jar of Tartar sauce which on the ingredients list states that: Gherkins 6%, contain amongst other ingredients (wait for it) Gherkins!

CliffyBiro · 12 Jan 2009 at 13:29

vincent1989 said:
they are veggie and have been for about 3-4 years, before that they never were (but the animal rennet used in curdling the cheese had been left out of the ingredients list (bit like the beta carotene that used to be in fanta and tango was never suitable for vegetarians (due to methods involved in production)))

What they don't know can't hurt them.

K.C. Leblanc · 12 Jan 2009 at 13:30

Does Fruit and Nut have a warning saying may contain fruit?

CliffyBiro · 12 Jan 2009 at 13:31

K.C. Leblanc said:
Does Fruit and Nut have a warning saying may contain fruit?

No, but rumour has it, it may contain nuts. :eek:

vincent1989 · 12 Jan 2009 at 13:31

K.C. Leblanc said:
Does Fruit and Nut have a warning saying may contain fruit?

no, i don't think fruit has been linked (however feebly) to *insert terminal disease here* yet

arknor · 12 Jan 2009 at 13:36

so whats in milk?

isnt there some horrible nasty snot like stuff inside cows milk?

vincent1989 · 12 Jan 2009 at 13:41

arknor said:
so whats in milk?
isnt there some horrible nasty snot like stuff inside cows milk?

i and l

i dont know, i've yet to find out

gillywibble · 12 Jan 2009 at 13:47

vincent1989 said:
no, i don't think fruit has been linked (however feebly) to *insert terminal disease here* yet

Aids?

Berserker · 12 Jan 2009 at 13:47

Berserker said:
Contains Nuts, Milk. May contain Wheat, Soya.

skippi90 said:
No, but rumour has it, it may contain nuts.

vincent1989 · 12 Jan 2009 at 13:49

gillywibble said:
Aids?

fruit immunodeficiency virus (FIV)

Bennie-Mac · 12 Jan 2009 at 13:50

gillywibble said:
Aids?

Super Aids - main cause = unripe, ripe and overripened bananas

The Dread Pirate · 12 Jan 2009 at 13:51

We all know dairy milk contains milk but... Does it contain chocolate?

Bennie-Mac · 12 Jan 2009 at 13:52

Bennie-Mac said:
They should really warn that it contains chocolate. Theres no way to tell from the packet

Beaten

vincent1989 · 12 Jan 2009 at 13:52

Capn' $qu!ff said:
We all know dairy milk contains milk but... Does it contain chocolate?

only if you look really, REALLY carefully!

Berserker · 12 Jan 2009 at 14:00

Depends how you define 'chocolate'. The Swiss might disagree.

The Dread Pirate · 12 Jan 2009 at 14:01

Berserker said:
Depends how you define 'chocolate'. The Swiss might disagree.

I define chocolate in basically the same way as the swiss

Azagoth · 12 Jan 2009 at 14:02

I noticed on a pack of Scampi I had recently that it "May contain shellfish". I remember thinking that it had better bloody contain shellfish considering the price I'd juts paid for it.

Stretch · 12 Jan 2009 at 14:39

vincent1989 said:
tbh people who can't spell 'deserve' and 'asap' need to be removed from the gene pool asap

The fact you’re so anal means you'll never get laid, effectivley removing yourself from the gene pool as we speak.