What really grinds your gears?

taz488 · 14 Jan 2009 at 02:00

kerry katona
camp people

BigglesPiP · 14 Jan 2009 at 02:02

Muddy clutch pedal...

Luke · 14 Jan 2009 at 02:03

Aero said:
People who insist on driving down the middle of a road which have no markings and is wide enough for two cars clearly.

Aero

The IAM advise that you do this to increase visibility. As long as you move back across when another car approaches, there is nothing wrong with doing it at all.

BigglesPiP · 14 Jan 2009 at 02:06

Aero said:
People who insist on driving down the middle of a road which have no markings and is wide enough for two cars clearly.

Aero

ALL the locals in areas with a lot of such roads do this.

Charge down the middle, then instantly move to 1 inch from the verge when a car is coming the other way.

Scares the **** out of the tourists, but it's the best way to drive single track roads.

If you disagree you're welcome to all the punctures you'll pick up, and the damage you'll do to the components in your near side wheel wells.

Luke · 14 Jan 2009 at 02:08

Reckon you might have quoted the wrong post there, unless you drive down toilet cubicles!

BigglesPiP · 14 Jan 2009 at 02:10

emailiscrap said:
Reckon you might have quoted the wrong post there, unless you drive down toilet cubicles!

Yea, noticed just after I posted, fixed it once I'd finished rolling around on the floor from thinking about charging down the middle of a toilet cubicle.

ElvisFan · 14 Jan 2009 at 02:14

People who say "MaccyD's"
People who start newspapers from the back
People who hold drinking mugs by the handle (trust me on this, it's gay)
Current hairstyles on young men
People who misread OCUK posts on purpose just to be awkward
Fat women in office jobs
Office wallahs in general
People who automatically say "That's your opinion" when you've told them an actual fact.
Motorcycle electrics
Anything to do with cars when the tax / MOT is due
Having to dodge people in shopping centres
Deafening music in clothes shops
People who are "Holier-Than-Thou"
Women drivers (especially fat ones)
Women gaffers (especially fat ones)
Drunks
Black street talk ("did I aks you?")
High street shops not having stuff in stock
The lack of availability of good, low spec pc games
Cars tailgating my motorbike
Cars overtaking my bike and then going slower than I was going
Unpredictable weather
Vista not saving my folder settings
Lack of bass and treble controls in Vista
Tattoos on women (especially fat ones)

And the biggest one of all:

The adverts on freeview channels all on at the bloody same time!!!

BigglesPiP · 14 Jan 2009 at 02:19

ElvisFan said:
People who say "MaccyD's"
People who start newspapers from the back - Guilty
People who hold drinking mugs by the handle (trust me on this, it's gay) - My coffee is hot, I plead the 3rd.
Current hairstyles on young men
People who misread OCUK posts on purpose just to be awkward - Guilty
Fat women in office jobs
Office wallahs in general
People who automatically say "That's your opinion" when you've told them an actual fact.
Motorcycle electrics
Anything to do with cars when the tax / MOT is due
Having to dodge people in shopping centres
Deafening music in clothes shops
People who are "Holier-Than-Thou"
Women drivers (especially fat ones)
Women gaffers (especially fat ones)
Drunks
Black street talk ("did I aks you?")
High street shops not having stuff in stock
The lack of availability of good, low spec pc games - False accusation.
Cars tailgating my motorbike
Cars slowing right down in front of my bike - Self incrimination
Unpredictable weather
Vista not saving my folder settings
Lack of bass and treble controls in Vista
Tattoos on women (especially fat ones)

And the biggest one of all:

The adverts on freeview channels all on at the bloody same time!!!

ElvisFan · 14 Jan 2009 at 02:21

4p · 14 Jan 2009 at 02:21

Fat people

**** me right off

STOP EATING

Luke · 14 Jan 2009 at 02:22

ElvisFan said:
..

No, I think he's commented on a handful of them.

BigglesPiP · 14 Jan 2009 at 02:26

Am I exempt if my mug at work is a Gromit mug?

ElvisFan · 14 Jan 2009 at 02:30

No. You must hold it by the body of the mug, with your fingers through the handle.

Holding it by the handle is gay.

4p · 14 Jan 2009 at 02:31

lmfao

I must be gay cause about half of my mug handling is with the handle itself untill it cools down!

BigglesPiP · 14 Jan 2009 at 02:33

Thorpy said:
lmfao

I must be gay cause about half of my mug handling is with the handle itself untill it cools down!

echo.

Elvis must drink Kenco Cappio (cold coffee), a distinctly homosexual brew.

ElvisFan · 14 Jan 2009 at 02:34

Thorpy said:
lmfao

I must be gay cause about half of my mug handling is with the handle itself untill it cools down!

You're not man enough to hold a hot mug ya big puff

BigglesPiP · 14 Jan 2009 at 02:36

I'm an Engineer. I don't use oven gloves. I could handle molten lava. But the heat I get into my coffee, would make Lt. Warf cry.

4p · 14 Jan 2009 at 02:37

LT WARF LMFAO

etom · 14 Jan 2009 at 06:40

nose / mouth pierceings (espcially on women).
groups of gays espcially the fat butch lesbians, make far to much noise lol.
arrogant black people who keep going on about their london gangster exploits
people who over complicate things
fat women
poor people that complain about social services when they got ema in college ect
a lot of junior officers

Luke · 14 Jan 2009 at 06:50

etom said:
nose / mouth pierceings (espcially on women).
groups of gays espcially the fat butch lesbians, make far to much noise lol.
arrogant black people who keep going on about their london gangster exploits
people who over complicate things
fat women
poor people that complain about social services when they got ema in college ect
a lot of junior officers

Come on, surely you've got something against the disabled too? That would make a full house.