Funniest things your friends ever said...
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What's wrong with that?
She probably meant domestic electricity everywhere. In which case, no.
Just had this conversation with my flatmate:
Me: "I'm going to my cousin's wedding at the weekend"
Him: "Man or Woman"
Me: "Man, it's my Auntie's son."
Him: "How can an Aunt have a nephew?"
In fairness he stood still for a moment or two then started laughing at what he had said.
Me: "I'm going to my cousin's wedding at the weekend"
Him: "Man or Woman"
Me: "Man, it's my Auntie's son."
Him: "How can an Aunt have a nephew?"
In fairness he stood still for a moment or two then started laughing at what he had said.
While working at some odd hour of the night Me and a few mates we're looking at imdb.com for new films coming out.. I happen to say "Who directed that then? Synopsis?"
As soon as it left my mouth I knew the rest of the night would be a long one.
As soon as it left my mouth I knew the rest of the night would be a long one.
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I work in an office with 20 women and one day I was watching some health related DVD for my job.
Somebody commented on the music and I said that it was a bit naff and they ought have used something a bit more relevant like Eminem or P Daddy
As soon as I said the words P Daddy I knew somebody would jump on it and for 8 months they haven't let it lie.
They even have a picture on the wall of me with the body of Big Daddy.
Somebody commented on the music and I said that it was a bit naff and they ought have used something a bit more relevant like Eminem or P Daddy
As soon as I said the words P Daddy I knew somebody would jump on it and for 8 months they haven't let it lie.
They even have a picture on the wall of me with the body of Big Daddy.
Do you have one now?
No, she meant if there was any in the entire continent.
thread so prone to exaggeration.
Anyway, something to do with a muslim woman blowing up as she passed us. you know them who cover themselves up and only leave the eyes
You couldn't tell i hadnt had a lol in ages
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My girlfriend just said:
"Is Charles Darwin still alive?"
"Is Charles Darwin still alive?"
No actually, where I come from there is no electricity.
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At an an acting thingy in the summer, the leader said "maybe some of the older girls can help, like Ben and Harriet" 
A friend from college asked if me and my mum wanted to go with her and her mum to go and watch that My Bloody Valentine in 3D. So, I was like 'sure, great idea!' as my mum can't get out of the house much, so I rang my mummy to ask her and then she laughed and declined, saying it'd be pointless.
At first I was offended, then I realised she was blind in one eye
Not what a friend said, what I said rather, but I laughed a little when I realised.
At first I was offended, then I realised she was blind in one eye
Not what a friend said, what I said rather, but I laughed a little when I realised.
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The girlfriend after scoring exactly half on one of those crappy Facebook quizzes:
I only got 50% but that's OK seeing as I only knew half the answers.
She also thought Alan Partridge was real for years.
I only got 50% but that's OK seeing as I only knew half the answers.
She also thought Alan Partridge was real for years.