A picture speaks a thousand words

antijoke · 23 Jan 2009 at 09:00

Not sure if this is old or a re-post but made me chuckle.

Your wife decides to go out with her friends on a girls night dancing....

You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports all night....

You hear her stumble into bed around 4am and laugh knowing she's
going to have a monster hangover....

You wake up next morning and go outside to the family Volvo, which
she used last night...

You sigh in relief because it's all in one piece....

You circle the car looking for dents and find none....

But then .... Wait a
minute....

A picture is worth a thousand words....

SCROLL DOWN!!!

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Raymond Lin · 23 Jan 2009 at 09:02

It is old, almost as old as the www.

It's one of the classics, i remember seeing this in the 90's !

antijoke · 23 Jan 2009 at 09:04

Oh well I only just got sent it via e-mail and never seen it before. :shrug:

kenshinu · 23 Jan 2009 at 09:05

Lol, first time I've seen this.

Aod · 23 Jan 2009 at 09:06

Raymond Lin said:
It is old, almost as old as the www.

It's one of the classics, i remember seeing this in the 90's !

when i saw it, the joke was about a father and his daughter having rode the volvo last night.

which makes more sense.

MikeHunt79 · 23 Jan 2009 at 09:08

Nice volvo!

Raymond Lin · 23 Jan 2009 at 09:12

It's a set up though, How still does she have to be ? Perfect fingers marks.

More like she got down to make the shape and then pushed herself back up, hence the lower hand print.

......i am thinking way too much into this. lol

antijoke · 23 Jan 2009 at 09:13

Raymond Lin said:
It's a set up though, How still does she have to be ? Perfect fingers marks.

More like she got down to make the shape and then pushed herself back up, hence the lower hand print.

......i am thinking way too much into this. lol

It's not your Volvo is it?

Hodders · 23 Jan 2009 at 09:39

You can also see the belt on the trousers - set up !

Ciphon · 23 Jan 2009 at 09:42

Those are my hand prints

Darg · 23 Jan 2009 at 09:42

And anyway she'd be far too low to work.

uv · 23 Jan 2009 at 09:46

Why would she have driven the Volvo after drinking all night? Are you advocating drink driving?

Shame on you!

shauncr91 · 23 Jan 2009 at 09:56

Amazing how she managed to do it fully clothed.

xander_uk2 · 23 Jan 2009 at 10:19

anticonscience said:
Oh well I only just got sent it via e-mail and never seen it before. :shrug:

HAHA!!! Nice one

I havn't seen it before

platinum87 · 23 Jan 2009 at 10:25

more like 30 words

Knubje · 23 Jan 2009 at 10:30

I've seen it, but not in that exact context.

Good pic tho!

[OcUK] 007 · 23 Jan 2009 at 10:36

You hear her stumble into bed around 4am and laugh knowing she's
going to have a monster hangover....

Why was she driving the car you have to be drunk to have a hangover ??????

Gilly · 23 Jan 2009 at 10:40

[OcUK] 007;13342281 said:
You hear her stumble into bed around 4am and laugh knowing she's
going to have a monster hangover....

Why was she driving the car you have to be drunk to have a hangover ??????

Because it's a crap joke with a re-hashed eons-old image.

Cosimo · 23 Jan 2009 at 10:43

MikeHunt79 said:
Nice volvo!

Exactly my thoughts.

V4NT0M · 23 Jan 2009 at 11:11

Seen the pic before but...

Pfff, silly drink driving ****, why would you be with such a moron in the first place? The prints are way too clean and clear, anyone in the act of sex would have made a bigger mess than that.