Fat boy, you are so tough !

bubblebobble · 30 Jan 2009 at 15:11

OK, a little incident happened to me yesterday that really ***** me off. Infact it has happened several times in the past.
I was driving along and some idiot decided to pull out on me so I flashed my lights. As expected the cigarette smoking fat boy decided to give me the finger.(nothing strange there !).
This got me thinking about other occassions when similar things have occured.
Tell me this why do unhealthy,be they fat or whatever seem to think they are "hard"?
You see it all the time fat people acting tough yet you just know that if push came to shove they would turn into a pile of lard on the floor.
I have nothing against fat people or smokers (as long as they keep away from me) but I am very fit as I have to be for my job and to have some unhealthy lard ass think he is top dog riles me something rotton.
Maybe they are insecure low lifes?

me227 · 30 Jan 2009 at 15:13

Probably that plus the fact they just think big = strong, which isn't always the case.

DampCat · 30 Jan 2009 at 15:14

I wouldn't worry about it too much.

Ciphon · 30 Jan 2009 at 15:14

bubblebobble said:
I have nothing against fat people or smokers (as long as they keep away from me)

Stay away fatty! I'm warning you!

Fat people think they are tough, because if they get their weight behind them, it could hurt... but as you say, more than likely, they will end up puffed out on the floor!

KaHn · 30 Jan 2009 at 15:16

I would like to see you tell Tank or anyone else his size they are fat.....

Granted big =/= hard but maybe when you decided enough is enough and hit someone you think is fat you may get a bit shock.

KaHn

Ranger07 · 30 Jan 2009 at 15:18

I once knew a huge big fat guy and to be fair i wouldnt have messed with him as he was strong as an ox but fat as ****, he became a junkie and now he looks close to deaths door, seems to have worked better than slim fast though.

They should put big fat american kids on heroin.

bubblebobble · 30 Jan 2009 at 15:18

KaHn said:
I would like to see you tell Tank or anyone else his size they are fat.....

KaHn

I mean fat, i have been pushing weights for 10 years, I can tell the difference.

digitalwolf · 30 Jan 2009 at 15:20

Fat people get stitch quickly in fights.

Shep_Cobain · 30 Jan 2009 at 15:21

just run around in a circle until hes nakered then hit him with a right hook *BOOM HEADSHOT!*

TwoSaints · 30 Jan 2009 at 15:21

Maybe he was a sumo wrestler

digitalwolf · 30 Jan 2009 at 15:23

Shep_Cobain said:
just run around in a circle until hes nakered then hit him with a right hook *BOOM HEADSHOT!*

And get ready for local reports of an earthquake

Dr.EM · 30 Jan 2009 at 15:24

Reminds me of just yesterday watching that Total Wipeout program on youtube (obstacle course, voice over by Richard Hammond) and a pub landlord fancied a go. Was bigging himself up before then failed epically on the course, sounds like the kind of guy your describing

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zkuldG5D3xY&feature=channel_page

8:50 for the lulz....

LordSplodge · 30 Jan 2009 at 15:24

bubblebobble said:
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I have nothing against fat people or smokers or paragraphs (as long as they keep away from me)

Holy oxymoron, Batman!

bubblebobble said:
I mean fat, i have been pushing weights for 10 years, I can tell the difference.

DO you push them uphill or downhill? I find lifting weights better.

digitalwolf · 30 Jan 2009 at 15:25

If butterbean fancied a go...........i'd run for it!

bubblebobble · 30 Jan 2009 at 15:26

yep, Rich is that guy.

Adsta · 30 Jan 2009 at 15:27

I've never understood this whole point of proving how Alpha you are by how tough you are.

There are lots of people out there I think are idiots fat and thin. tbh it doesnt matter. Just because someone is fat you assume he cannot fight ? and just because someone is slim you presume he stands a better chance ?

There's an old saying "dont judge a book by his cover"

End of the day I just ignore idiots like that tbh. Whats the point in letting them annoy you ?

Izi · 30 Jan 2009 at 15:27

maybe you just need to chill your buzz.

or instead of complaining on a forum, beep at the ****er untill he pulls over, then kick the crap out of him, if you are that much harder

Glaucus · 30 Jan 2009 at 15:29

Adsta said:
I've never understood this whole point of proving how Alpha you are by how tough you are.

There are lots of people out there I think are idiots fat and thin. tbh it doesnt matter. Just because someone is fat you assume he cannot fight ? and just because someone is slim you presume he stands a better chance ?

There's an old saying "dont judge a book by his cover"

End of the day I just ignore idiots like that tbh. Whats the point in letting them annoy you ?

+1, good post..

You obviously have a hatred of fat people. Idiots are idiots. They come in any shape, size, colour or background.

digitalwolf · 30 Jan 2009 at 15:30

Butterbean is a fatty but he'd probably knock most people out in this thread.

bubblebobble · 30 Jan 2009 at 15:36

I am not targetting fat people or smokers just getting across the type of people I have encountered with that trait.
I agree never judge a book by its cover.