How is the poster before you going to die?

[PESolution]

By an odd looking Mr Man resembling cartoon bloke driving a tank over him

 

[LeJosh]

Death by breasts. haha bitter-sweet

 

[asim18]

class IV penile haemorrhage

 

[^TANK^]

Killed by a horny angry chinchilla that has the same powers and skills as Wolverine.

 

[D.Roberts]

crushed by a thread when it is closed

his crappy non overclocked q6600 gets angry for being kept at stock speeds so it decieds to melt all over his motherboard which in turn sets fire to the house and well u know the rest............he lives only to get knocked over a few days later.

p.s jokin m8 yo pc is way better than mine

 

[swinnie]

Engulfed in a loaf of Hovis.

 

[^TANK^]

A small gerbil lubed up with KY jelly crawls up your bum hole with a grenade stuck to its back.

 

[WoZZeR]

Smothered by a badly fitting balaclava.

 

[D.Roberts]

A small gerbil lubed up with KY jelly crawls up your bum hole with a grenade stuck to its back.

made me smile.....well dident the other night tho

 

[^TANK^]

Dies whilst getting off with a blender.

 

[ConTRo13R]

class IV penile haemorrhage

Was that the problem with your willy?

 

[Pilky01]

class IV penile haemorrhage

A rare disease that starts with the discolouring of the penis.

 

[MookJong]

Old and wise and totally content

 

[QlimaxUK]

KILLED BY THUMBMAN!!!!

 

[Keyser Soze]

Run over by Azab in his Bentley Farmfoods delivery truck.

 

[Rebelius]

he's gonna slip in the shower and hit his head really hard, and no one will find him for a week because he has no friends.

Dies from DP from to mechophile enthusiasts.

DP? Donkey Punch?

 

[^TANK^]

Dies from DP from to mechophile enthusiasts.

 

[ScarySquirrel]

Turns into a newt. Gets better. Then chokes on a panda penis.

 

[kingy666]

^ Peacefully in your sleep with no pain you will just slip off this mortal coil whilst dreaming of scantilly clad swedish nurses.




The problem for you is it will be tonight.

 

[Kennysevenfold]

an overdose of anal sex.!