How is the poster before you going to die?

[stinamoo]

*deleted*

 

[Burnsy2023]

Hopefully they won't die, but if they did, it'd be from old age or rough sex.

 

[MiNxYyY]

Walking out of a shop with some wine,only to be jumped by chavs.

 

[thepeganator]

Fall on your brand new TRUE, neck cut apart by the ubér sharp fins.

 

[ConTRo13R]

Chokes to death from deep throat!

 

[ElectroBlaster]

Smothered to death by Ceiling Cat whilst caught pulling the pud lol

 

[Tom0]

Slipping in the shower.

ROCK AND ROLL!

 

[snowdog]

Someone will first smack your balls with a hammer, then needle in the eyes, and finally someone will stick sharp ended scissors in your stomach, then pull the ears away from each other so the scissors they go separate in the body and then spin the scissors causing mayhem in the lower body area...

 

[northun_munky]

Death by sandwich.... Cheese sandwich

 

[GeForce]

Decapitated by a falling badly affixed ceiling fan.

 

[QlimaxUK]

head bitten off by a tank of ill-tempered mutated sea bass

 

[mangobreeder]

auto erotic affixiation

 

[Judge Mental]

snorting pot noodle.

 

[Pilky01]

Boiled alive by a giant lobster

 

[^TANK^]

by the thought police, when labour get back in power. in 2020ish..

How dare he think profiling is illegal

Cause of death...............

 

[Burnsy2023]

By a pretzel, GWB style.

 

[ConTRo13R]

Corrupted bios flash

 

[stinamoo]

*deleted*

 

[northun_munky]

Cause of death...............

Legendary

 

[*Moangroan*]

By a cpu fan dropped in his under clackers.