How is the poster before you going to die?

[Shoseki]

Death by sex with aliens.

 

[thepeganator]

"Stoned" by potatoes.

 

[Cosimo]

Sucked dry by Dracula.

 

[Ben M]

Run over by a BMW, at night.

 

[XiS111]

beaten with a kettle

 

[Vigoro]

grated up with a cheese grater until their body is in tiny little pieces

 

["andy"]

Tries to negotiate the Portrack roundabout on a Vespa wearing a Chelsea top.

stupidest roundabout ever haha

love how the lanes suddenly go a different way to where A, youd expect them to go on any sane roundabout and B, to where theyre labelled to go




anyway the posters above will all die in the great nuclear war of 2009. earth vs mars after a probe too many

 

[Monkey Puzzle]

Horrific ****ing accident. Discovered by parents greased up and naked.

 

[VortexA1]

By red hot poker up the jacksy!

 

[Marine Iguana]

Death by floorhorse

 

[DragonWoLf]

an evil sausage

 

[benjo]

Alcohol poisoning

 

[Neoni]

Alcohol poisoning

Shotgun wound

 

[Skidder]

Frozen while hanging from the undercarriage of a jumbo heading for Cameroon

 

[Neoni]

Frozen while hanging from the undercarriage of a jumbo heading for Cameroon

awesome way to die lol.

 

[I get around]

Tied down and penis shredded with a cheesegrater, then salt rubbed in the wound, then eyelids removed and salt rubbed in one eye. To finish off a table leg put in the seeing eye and jumped on.
By a naked lardy gimp man.

 

[utajoker]

comes home drunk stumbles over the couch, tips over couch, gets trapped under couch, sadly no food or drink so dhydrates and dies

 

[Cybermyk]

Joins the Federation Starfleet and works his way up to ensign in the engineering division one day he is picked at random to visit the Planet of Doom, he proudly goes with his best red shirt....

 

[DampCat]

alone and unnoticed.

 

[yipyipboo]

shot into space