One Night Stand - With 50% extra stanley blades

CliffyBiro · 5 Feb 2009 at 15:52

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2206434.ece

HORRIFIED Wayne Robinson yesterday showed for the first time the tattoos a girl carved on him as he slept after a night of lust.

Happy · 5 Feb 2009 at 15:53

Respect to him if he can sleep through that :eek:

Tute · 5 Feb 2009 at 15:55

I wouldn't wish this on anyone but he's a complete idiot for having the one-night stand in the first place.

Tummy · 5 Feb 2009 at 15:56

She was quite good looking.

How he slept through that...

Le_Petit_Lapin · 5 Feb 2009 at 15:56

I'd hit it. then run.

ColdAsIce · 5 Feb 2009 at 15:56

He said: “I can’t believe I didn’t wake up at the time. But to be honest I couldn’t even remember having sex with her. She told me we did it in different positions.

hahahahahaha

The Dread Pirate · 5 Feb 2009 at 15:56

His first thoughts upon waking

........*zzzzzzz*..... Wha?!?!?...ARRRRRGGGGGH!

Noel Gallagher · 5 Feb 2009 at 15:58

Lmao.

platypus · 5 Feb 2009 at 16:01

“When I woke I was covered in blood. Dominique was snoring.”

Heh.

Dunks · 5 Feb 2009 at 16:01

Tute said:
I wouldn't wish this on anyone but he's a complete idiot for having the one-night stand in the first place.

Yes. Ok.

.:MBK:. · 5 Feb 2009 at 16:02

someone has issues...

Cosimo · 5 Feb 2009 at 16:02

Wayne was so drunk he had not felt a thing. He went to hospital for painkillers but is stuck with the marks because he cannot afford laser treatment to remove them.

What a plonker

antijoke · 5 Feb 2009 at 16:04

He should have used Rohypnol.

ChrisJSY · 5 Feb 2009 at 16:05

Laser treatment? That'll hardly leave a mark.

antijoke · 5 Feb 2009 at 16:06

He's just another notch on her bed post.

CliffyBiro · 5 Feb 2009 at 16:07

Quite creepy to imagine her there carving her name whilst he's asleep.

platypus · 5 Feb 2009 at 16:08

Tute said:
I wouldn't wish this on anyone but he's a complete idiot for having the one-night stand in the first place.

Yes, I suspect he'll have to marry her now and do the right thing.

Le_Petit_Lapin · 5 Feb 2009 at 16:13

One Night Stand - With 50% extra stanley blades

Wait a sec, what do you mean with 50% extra?

How many are usually involved?

CliffyBiro · 5 Feb 2009 at 16:13

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
Wait a sec, what do you mean with 50% extra?

How many are usually involved?

She broke the first one when she hit the bone.

G1BB0 · 5 Feb 2009 at 16:14

similar but not the same, when I was in the forces in Bosnia, one of the lads went with a local lady of the night (I was in the next room with her colleague

) and she bit him several times

just hope he had a tetanus jab as she was dog rough, mine was fit as of course lol (bargain tho only cost us 6 quid each)