How to make facial hair white

[Phate]

Hi all,

I'm going to a 'grannies and grandads' party tonight and I want to make what little facial hair I've accumulated in the past few days white.

How can one go about this?

Sensible and not so sensible suggestions are welcome!

Thanks,
Jake

 

[ScarySquirrel]

Paint it.

 

[Mat]

Bleach / peroxide

 

[kenshinu]

*Awaits Mustard*

Make up?

 

[ConTRo13R]

Mustard will work

EDIT: Oh i see already mentioned lol

 

[RandomTom]

tip-ex

 

[Phate]

Forgot to mention I want it to stay on as we are hitting a club afterwards so dancing/sweating will occur

So it must be durable!

 

[Egon]

Try ageing 30years, that'll do it !

 

[DampCat]

Dulux High Gloss Paint.

You have a beard? haha.

 

[Richdog]

Jizz.

 

[Phate]

Try ageing 30years, that'll do it !

By tonight?

 

[Dinomania]

Unlikely to be durable unless you actually do try tipp-ex!

Was going to suggest toothpaste, facepaint or sudocrem...

 

[Egon]

By tonight?

OK, I can see how that might be difficult

 

[Solari]

Talcum powder?

 

[Phate]

Dulux High Gloss Paint.

You have a beard? haha.

Well not a full on beard, I haven't shaved for a few days so I've got some facial growth


Not Penski worthy though

 

[ash_scotland88]

hair bleach?
probally only the most suitable thign, but not sure if it can be used on the face.

 

[Evolve]

Try ageing 30years, that'll do it !

Do some work Darryn!

How about some description of fabric paint? Normally pretty durable but then will actually come off with a bit of effort in the morning.

 

[platypus]

Salt/jizz to make the salt stick.

 

[arknor]

white hair dye?

 

[Phate]

Getting it off shouldn't be a problem, I'm going to shave tomorrow.