Mugabe's Birthday List

[platypus]

Birthday list

2,000 bottles of champagne — Moët & Chandon and ’61 Bollinger
500 bottles of whisky — Johnny Walker Blue Label, 22-year-old Chivas
8,000 lobsters
100kg king prawns
3,000 ducks
4,000 portions of caviar
8,000 boxes of Ferrero Rocher
16,000 eggs
3,000 cakes — chocolate and vanilla
4,000 packs of pork sausages
500kg cheese
4,000 packets of crackers

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/africa/article5697712.ece​

If true, and I can well believe it, it's incredible, just incredible that they can consider even half that list given the state of the country.

 

[Belmit]

Ferrero Rocher?! Classy guy. Where's the Vienetta?

 

[Wiggins]

If true, that's just pathetic.

I hope they all get food poisoning.

 

[Stretch]

Fat bugger.

 

[Sankari]

What, no chipolatas?

 

[cheets64]

That would cost ZWD $571,000,000,000,000,000,000 or £1,000,000

 

[rsatd]

Terrible, but until they discover oil there, no one will bother to get rid of him

 

[jr1104]

So that's where all the 'aid money' has gone.

 

[TheMightyTen]

The man is a scumbag and the African nations need to front up and say enough is enough and tell him to leave now or they'll make him

 

[rsatd]

The man is a scumbag and the African nations need to front up and say enough is enough and tell him to leave now or they'll make him

Doubt the rest of them are that much better, chances are other nations got some sort of resources like diamonds or something and realise after Iraq, that us might invade them for giggles .

 

[Schnippzle]

Wow :S

 

[blix]

Ferrero Rocher?! Classy guy. Where's the Vienetta?

Mugabe, with these Rocher you are really spoiling us.

 

[Ol!ver]

8,000 boxes of Ferrero Rocher
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'Mr dictator, with these Ferrero Rocher you are really spoiling us'​

 

[Knubje]

Seems like reasonable demands from the birthday boy!




Happy Birthday Bob, another year to you getting closer to your well deserved death!

 

[Azagoth]

The man is a scumbag and the African nations need to front up and say enough is enough and tell him to leave now or they'll make him

They're all as bad as each other, there's only one or two Nations on that entire corruption fuelled ****hole of a Continent that are even trying for any semblance of stable democracy. You have the Islamic fundamentalists up top and on the horn, then in sub-Saharan Africa you have all the corrupt and brutal tribal based dictatorships.

 

[Greenlizard0]

Terrible, but until they discover oil there, no one will bother to get rid of him

Unfortunately, spot on. However the countries whose interests lie with oil are probably exhausted right now. Though saying that, why don't the yanks just send in a few CIA agents?

I just feel gutted about the people there. They're clearly starving to death while this **** eats prawns.

 

[mk17]

Ferrero Rocher?! Classy guy. Where's the Vienetta?

 

[theNude]

He forgot the king prawn ring and ice cream roll.

Thats why mugabe goes to iceland

 

[Col_M]

Fingers crossed I'm on the invite list, I want to ask him what going on in his philtrum.

 

[Azagoth]

Fingers crossed I'm on the invite list, I want to ask him what going on in his philtrum.

I remember on some comedy show quite a while ago, I think it was Mock The Week, it was brought up as not the wisest look for a brutal, racist dictator to go for.