Trying to remember a comedy sketch/stand up

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Sorry for the retarded thread, it's not usually my style ;)

I'm trying to remember a sketch or a part in a stand up that is along the lines of

"Oi, us northerners will do you southern fairies in"

Then the Welsh and Scottish start picking on the english, and all of a sudden the north and south get along and say "Come on then, we're english we are"

Then France or somewhere starts picking on all of them and they say "Come on then, we're British us"

Then the Americans or someone start picking on Britain and France, and we say "Come on then, we're European us"

Then aliens start slagging us off and we all say "Come on then, we're human, we'll do you in"

**** description and thread I know, but I remember it being quite funny and want to show it to someone.

It might have been on russell brand's ponderland?

I can't find it though

Cheers
 
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gahhh I can almost picture it...

I'm thinking that it was Stephen Fry on QI... I don't think that that's right though.
 
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em, ive seen that before aswell, was on something like live at the apollo. maybe jason manford?
 
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