The Uxbridge English Dictionary

[platypus]

About time we had another round of this on here if you ask me, and here in the finest traditions of ISIHAC are a few entries from myself .

Binmen: A post-op transsexual
Pornographic: Being so broke you have to sell your pictures
Political: To molest a parrot
Parabolic: a supernatural testicle

I've a few more (probably stolen from the show), but lets see your contributions .

 

[blix]

Good ones.

 

[platypus]

I always remember this one (I think it comes from Stephen Fry),

Countryside: The act of murdering Piers Morgan.

It does indeed, and yes thats my favourite one of all time .

 

[Masterdog]

Pornographic: Being so broke you have to sell your pictures

Lol, took me a while but I got it in the end.

A few more I've just come up with:

Superficial - A really good source of Omega 3
Boomerang - Phoning someone from within Left 4 Dead
Liquid - A sexual fetish for pound coins

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Expert ~ Drip under Pressure

Network ~ A job involving nets

Psycotic ~ An insane parasite

Concave ~ a fraudulant underground void.

 

[platypus]

And that other definition for Expert: An ageing woman


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[Cosimo]

Frigate - a ship nobody cares about

Trampoline - Hand cream for vagrants

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Polyunsaturated ~ A Dry Parrot

Polygon ~ A dead Parrot

Pirate ~ A very angry pie

Appearing ~ A circle of peas

Attack ~ A small nail

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Lavender ~ Someone whose sole purpose is to destroy tiolets

 

[JohnnyG]

Lavender ~ Someone whose sole purpose is to destroy tiolets

Would be better as someone who sells toilets

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Would be better as someone who sells toilets

Nah it's a Lav Ender

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Monologue ~ A single log

 

[Masterdog]

Dialogue - Phone sex for trees

 

[misterPK]

Lavender ~ Someone whose sole purpose is to destroy tiolets

Would be better as someone who sells toilets

Your comment wasnt as funny as squiffs, so just ban him.

PK!

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Your comment wasnt as funny as squiffs, so just ban him.

PK!

Not again

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Nomad ~ Not angry

Octogon ~ Dead cephalopod

Oscar ~ An Australian Automobile

Odyssey ~ like the sea only stranger

Submission ~ A quest that involves a submarine

Syntax ~ A charge the government make on people for immoral behaviour (politicians are exempt)

Zebra ~ A ladies undergrament

 

[platypus]

Calamitous: Australian devices for measuring colour.
Psychosomatic: A fly that goes crazy in heat.

 

[Cosimo]

 

[Mansize_tissue]

Monologue ~ A single log

Best so far!

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Best so far!

Na I prefer Ze Bra