Share your secret with me!

[Andr3w]

When i was younger as i was throwing up in the toilet i poo'd myself...

It was horrible, i've never seen so much poo

I cried

 

[Nymins]

Gay thread is gay tbh

Secret: I'm not gay...wait

 

[Maximum Triceratops]

I have no earlobes

 

[johnny6]

I have no earlobes

How have you been keeping that one a secret?? Some kind of wig or hat in an Ndubz style??

 

[Reality|Bites]

I fap to granny pron

 

[Maximum Triceratops]

I have longish hair but it was only a secret from you lot becase yove never seen me

 

[Deleted member 651465]

I love lamp.

 

[Mr Doovde]

When I was younger, if I didn't have my house key and nobody was at home, I used to poo in an ASDA bag (we had many in the garage). When the deed was done, I would throw the bag over into the garden at the back of mine.

Years later I found out that a gay couple lived there. They had thought that some local was a homophobe and was out to get them, as they used to get a lot of hassle. They had called the police and everything.

Poor them, as I used to forget my house key all the time.

 

[sarutobi]

Wasnt there a thread where you could anonymously send in you secret (or something else?)

i remember that one

i did a search for it in the archives and i couldnt find it though

 

[Rebelius]

it was about confessions - a certain type of secret which might make it easier to find.

here it is

 

[Westie]

i am 1 guy 1 cup!

 

[Christo]

Im starting to have an affair with someone at work.. (Its great)

 

[rtk]

Im magical_trevors real father!

 

[davethe11]

no, that's not true, that's impossible!

 

[Azagoth]

I once accidentally torched a mate's car and blamed it on his younger Brother.

 

[jr1104]

I eat air.

 

[davethe11]

I once accidentally torched a mate's car and blamed it on his younger Brother.

now that's class

 

[sorn21]

I'm Michael Jackson

 

[Amnesia]

im a hologram

 

[Sgt_Pepper]

When I was a bit younger and more foolish, there was a woman in our street that used to give us grief all the time. So one drunken night on my way home from town i opened her car, took all the Knobs of the radio and left them on the passenger seat in a neat line. Upon continued hassle about 2 weeks later i took them off and just slung them.