LOL some scruff tried getting in my house

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Feel like telling some more people about this :D *ALPHA*

The house is well secured but we have a consveratory that has flimsy windows.

I spend most of my time upstairs in the bedroom with music on so don't normally notice if my mother comes home but i could hear the bin in the back garden being moved. I presumed it was my mother but i went downstairs and she was nowhere to be seen, i walked over to the kitchen and could still here banging/trying to get into the conservatory. Looked out the back window and theres some scruffy mug tryna get in through the smallest window ever.

Opened the door and just shouted "Oi **** off you tramp", grabbed the pool cue by the door and chased him out the window, i ran out the front door in hope he was tryna escape down the street but he went down the ginnel and garden hopped :(

Hate scruffs, he was wearing the tacky shell suit and a hood. Don't know if he had gloves on so may be a though tto call the police to get prints?
 
I read "pool cue" and was expecting "sodomy" soon after, i am leaving this thread very dissapointed.

Good day sir :mad:
 
You should have beat the hell out of him with the pool cue before telling him to **** off.

Then call the cops when hes unconcious.
 
Gerard said:
I read "pool cue" and was expecting "sodomy" soon after, i am leaving this thread very dissapointed.

Good day sir :mad:
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I'm upset i didn't break him :(

rypt said:
Police will do naff all.

http://pistonheads.co.uk/gassing/to...439&nmt=Thoughts?....... Police playing poker..
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Yea idd.

"So he didnt actually break in?"
"No officer..."
"Well ring this number if it happens again.."

Sysco said:
You should have beat the hell out of him with the pool cue before telling him to **** off.

Then call the cops when hes unconcious.
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I said the words behind my backdoor before putting the key in and opening it AND getting the cue!
 
Well done for chasing him off. For now, I would think about improving the security of your house. The next one could be more pro...
 
Reminds me of when I found the two ***** ****s in my house at 4am. I'd just staggered in the frontdoor after a good night at the boozer to come face to face with two ****s bagging up all the DVD players, consoles and other electrical gear. Poor little mites were like a couple of retards caught in the headlights.
 
..And you didn't beat him down with your keyboard because..?
Oh I see he didn't quite get in the house, though if I was met with someone inside my house I'd probably try restrain them so they get caught (Wrapping my kb and mouse wires round them of course after a good bludgening to the head).
 
Should've called the police, if u told the emergency services that there's a guy trying to break in now, they'd arrive at your house within 5 minutes. And you can toy with him during this time, such as poking him with your pool cue when he's stuck between the smallest window in your house
 
joey1211 said:
I'd definitely get it recorded if he was half way in through the window.
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If he was half in - half out - I'd grab a camera tripod, start filming, grab said pool cue, run out and start wacking him on the buttock for maximum hilarity and humiliation :)
 
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