Best way to die?

garylouden · 27 Feb 2009 at 13:53

Death by paper cuts.......

-BA- · 27 Feb 2009 at 22:38

Tied blindfolded to a post with a white patch on my chest, following an unsuccessful coup d'etat of some minor country in the African sub-continent. Surviving my death were 52 wives and 194 children..........................

LoadsaMoney · 27 Feb 2009 at 22:51

Stuck up some bird, just after the vinegar stroke.

Turtles · 27 Feb 2009 at 22:55

Scarface style. All coked up during a gunfight.

OR

A big heroic death in a elite SAS mission to save the world, sacrificing myself to save my comrades!

OR

All high on drugs then shot into space

DJMK4 · 27 Feb 2009 at 23:14

Its got to be:

fly to the edge of space, take some acid and mdma, wait 15 minutes for the comeup, then freefall to a certain death

will be messy on the ground but one hell of a trip down! literally!

Sh3rlock · 27 Feb 2009 at 23:16

The sensible reply would be to say, in my sleep, painlessly.

But im inclined to say, with Hilary Duff on top of me ! Hmmm.

Yaser1987 · 27 Feb 2009 at 23:33

to wait your day :d

jegz · 27 Feb 2009 at 23:35

Knowing that nobody will have to put up with me being an ass any more! lol

but seriously.....Fishing alone on chesil beach on a cold day with gale force winds!

Or alternatively with this as my final sight!

mattyj1085 · 27 Feb 2009 at 23:40

sex on x whilst skydiving with 2 other naked females holding portable speakers near me

DJMK4 · 27 Feb 2009 at 23:59

mattyj1085 said:
sex on x whilst skydiving with 2 other naked females holding portable speakers near me

Damn that beats mine

why did you pick 2 though when you could have more

mattyj1085 · 28 Feb 2009 at 00:08

**** it, a 1000some naked skydive with x and the amnesia soundsystem thrown out a plane with 20,000feet of cable!

Toekiller · 28 Feb 2009 at 00:20

Slowly, over 1000's of years by having sex with young women on tap.

Spektor · 28 Feb 2009 at 00:24

Shooting myself in the head in my secret bunker as the heart of my evil empire crumbles from the advance of the freedom fighters

mk17 · 28 Feb 2009 at 01:11

"My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or other of us has to go" - O.W.

blairw · 28 Feb 2009 at 01:32

Ben M said:
(successful) kamikaze style attack on an alien mothership which was trying to destroy the earth.

Haven't seen that film in ages - Mr President, saviour of mankind, imagine that... was still cool though.

sarutobi · 28 Feb 2009 at 01:52

IN BATTLE!

jegz · 28 Feb 2009 at 02:35

sarutobi said:
IN BATTLE!

I strike my previous post and go with the above^^^^

Dingleberry88 · 28 Feb 2009 at 02:52

cheets64 said:
Getting close to the sun would be cool.

That film was badass. :cool: