The girl begs to be tapped - I think....

Bengaboy · 1 Mar 2009 at 00:47

Talking to some girl on facebook who apparently knows me (never seen her before I dont think, but shes quite hot) , and were talking for ages.

She really badly wants me to go town with her and all her mates (I know her mates at least) , and kept going on about how she is looking for a new bf. I pointed out a massive black guy on my photos , but said I was better. (I cant compete with a massive black man, girl tells lies).

Then she wanted me to text her, and said I can ring her if I wanted to , blah , blah.

Like I say, its weird how I dont really know her, and shes basically on all fours in a facebook fashion.

Blatantly wants a piece of my ass dontya think? :cool:

Totality · 1 Mar 2009 at 00:48

Or mates trying to set you up for jollies?!

syke · 1 Mar 2009 at 00:49

Bengaboy said:
Blatantly wants a piece of my ass dontya think?

It's a dude :eek:

Craig321 · 1 Mar 2009 at 00:49

Stay in and post on the internet about it then

Hilly · 1 Mar 2009 at 00:49

Sounds it, thought I beg to ask the question.

Why post here? Surely you should be all over that by now?

Marky · 1 Mar 2009 at 00:49

I'd have tapped her by now

Vonhelmet · 1 Mar 2009 at 00:49

Maybe she wants to peg your ass.

Tonyator · 1 Mar 2009 at 00:50

Craig321 said:
Stay in and post on the internet about it then

+1

Van Hellseek · 1 Mar 2009 at 00:52

Does he have an ivy tattoo?

Bengaboy · 1 Mar 2009 at 00:53

hilly said:
Sounds it, thought I beg to ask the question.

Why post here? Surely you should be all over that by now?

Yea but shes a bit younger then me, *cough* 15 *cough*..... (16 soon....).

Plus, she lives quite far away, and she didnt go out tonight.

seek said:
Does he have an ivy tattoo?

Craig321 · 1 Mar 2009 at 00:54

Bengaboy said:
Yea but shes a bit younger then me, *cough* 15 *cough*..... (16 soon....).

Plus, she lives quite far away, and she didnt go out tonight.

She's 18, now get off OcUK and go rag her.

Marky · 1 Mar 2009 at 00:54

Bengaboy said:
Yea but shes a bit younger then me, *cough* 15 *cough*..... (16 soon....).

Then I wouldn't touch her for the all the tea in china... oh wait...

Bengaboy · 1 Mar 2009 at 00:55

Craig321 said:
She's 18, now get off OcUK and go rag her.

Noooooope, 15, same age as my younger brother.

As if it would stop you though, bash that pasty and all that...

Nitefly · 1 Mar 2009 at 00:56

seek said:
Does he have an ivy tattoo?

Marky said:
Then I wouldn't touch her for the all the tea in china... oh wait...

Woah, cross thread hilarity ahoy!

Pho · 1 Mar 2009 at 00:57

Marky said:
Then I wouldn't touch her for the all the tea in china... oh wait...

You predicted a talking thread. Witch!

Craig321 · 1 Mar 2009 at 00:57

Bengaboy said:
Noooooope, 15, same age as my younger brother.

As if it would stop you though, bash that pasty and all that...

You're 18, who cares if she's the same ages as your brother? :rolleyes:

Go for it, now.

Vonhelmet · 1 Mar 2009 at 00:57

Bengaboy said:
Noooooope, 15, same age as my younger brother.

Someone call the rozzers. We got a paedo in here.

Marky · 1 Mar 2009 at 00:58

Nitefly said:
Woah, cross thread hilarity ahoy!

Everythings working like clockwork... it could only be better if I were in a Nandos...

I took it too far didn't I...

Nitefly · 1 Mar 2009 at 00:58

Marky said:
Everythings working like clockwork... it could only be better if I were in a Nandos...

I took it too far didn't I...

Yes.

thepeganator · 1 Mar 2009 at 00:58

Craig321 said:
Stay in and post on the internet about it then

lolz

Marky said:
I'd have tapped her by now

Nah, you'd post on the internetzz like we all are now

Bengaboy said:
Yea but shes a bit younger then me, *cough* 15 *cough*..... (16 soon....).

How old be you?