Soldato
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Reminds me of the day me and the Mrs were walking through Nottingham city center and a bunch of people were handing out fliers for "The Bargain Store" liquidation sale. The fliers had actual items listed with number of stock and price etc. Sale runs from 2.30pm etc. etc.
Went to the place.....obviously an empty retail unit. Huge banner hung on the outside (like a bedsheet) with THE BARGAIN STORE on it, queue of people waiting and two of the dodgiest looking doormen I've ever seen -- long ginger hair, black leather jackets, black shades. Total pikies.
Went inside and it was full of people, they only allowed so many in. Wasn't a store or sale at all...some guy with a microphone behind a raised counter whipping the crowd into a frenzy, getting them to wave their money in the air and all sorts. Only 20 quid...."all I ask is that you do NOT look in the bag you receive until you leave! If anything is wrong, we'll be here for a while and it all comes with MY PERSONAL GUARANTEE!!!".
At this point we walked out without handing any money over, but couldn't help think of all the young couples etc. we saw there who were seriously snapped up in the moment, emptying their wallets for these cretins.
Went to the place.....obviously an empty retail unit. Huge banner hung on the outside (like a bedsheet) with THE BARGAIN STORE on it, queue of people waiting and two of the dodgiest looking doormen I've ever seen -- long ginger hair, black leather jackets, black shades. Total pikies.
Went inside and it was full of people, they only allowed so many in. Wasn't a store or sale at all...some guy with a microphone behind a raised counter whipping the crowd into a frenzy, getting them to wave their money in the air and all sorts. Only 20 quid...."all I ask is that you do NOT look in the bag you receive until you leave! If anything is wrong, we'll be here for a while and it all comes with MY PERSONAL GUARANTEE!!!".
At this point we walked out without handing any money over, but couldn't help think of all the young couples etc. we saw there who were seriously snapped up in the moment, emptying their wallets for these cretins.




