Woman bites off partners...

[Mat]

...tongue!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/7923986.stm

What a crazy woman!

"I will never enjoy a curry again," he said.

Ms Davies was surprised when police arrested her, telling officers: "You're joking".

First he was like
But then he was like

 

[PESolution]

First he was like
But then he was like

lol

 

[uber soldat]

Ah well, a typical Geordie bird.

 

[Raymond Lin]

So she's upset she's not pregnant and bit off his tongue.....her chances of that happening has just dropped significantly !

 

[blix]

Mental ****.

 

[bum]

And she's suprised that she got arrested. what a b*****

 

[Skidder]

40? may be 40 stone, she looks 60

 

[Admiral Huddy]

.. I'd be lost for words if my Mrs had tongue that!

 

[Mystique]

On his birthday as well . Poor chap.

 

[Mat]

I think he bit off more than she could chew

 

[uber soldat]

On his birthday as well . Poor chap.

If it means he splits up with that hungry hippo then she's done him a favour in the longterm

 

[bum]

The guy certainly sticked his tongue far in though.

 

[jr1104]

.. I'd be lost for words if my Mrs had tongue that!

Get out

 

[aardvark]

.. I'd be lost for words if my Mrs had tongue that!

ban yourself

 

[shauncr91]

First he was like
But then he was like

Lmao

 

[[DOD]Asprilla]

Ah well, a typical Geordie bird.

I think you'll find she's from south of the river, nowt to do with us.

 

[Cosimo]

He was obviously speaking with tongue in cheek when she chomped.

 

[arc@css]

Poor bloke.

 

[DarthBallz]

she was upset she wasn't preggers because she wanted free housing and the chance to put her feet up and watch Jeremy Kyle everyday.

In prison she'll get all that, everyone's a winner, apart from the dude with no tongue.

At least she wasn't givin him a bj, eeeewwwwwwww.