Want to give a gift to a girl in work but....

Phate · 11 Mar 2009 at 14:37

anticonscience said:
I am sniggering away in the office now, hoping no-one can hear me. Stupid open plan offices.

+1 for me and Rob

blix · 11 Mar 2009 at 14:40

Spektor said:
Send her naked pictures of yourself with the food she's made you smeared all over your genitals.

And ask if you can eat some off her naked body like those Japanese birds.

Things change I've changed · 11 Mar 2009 at 14:40

Phate said:
She brought in a pasty?

lol, that's quite funny considering she is Cornish

.

Anyway thanks for the ideas, I think I will get her a decent bottle of Red and a card, that way like people have said she can share the wine with her hubby.

B@Th*nG · 11 Mar 2009 at 14:40

hmmm... a gift both her and her partner can enjoy... how about some..

Lingerie!

it's the gift that never stops giving!

B@

-Ad- · 11 Mar 2009 at 14:44

anticonscience said:
I am sniggering away in the office now, hoping no-one can hear me. Stupid open plan offices.

Ditto, just had a look from the guy next to me. Had to respond with the 'It's nothin' comment

Honestly, give her NOTHING...... Send something to the husband and thank him for keeping her in line and realising her place

......... Hides under desk

Vixen · 11 Mar 2009 at 14:47

Scottland said:
Expensive - Pay for her and her husband to go out for a meal.

That was my first thought. As a waitress, it might be nice for her to be waited on.

Mat · 11 Mar 2009 at 14:49

Just a thought, but I presume her husband and family know she brings you food and things... might just be a deciding factor on what you buy her :/

PESolution · 11 Mar 2009 at 14:54

TheMagicPirate said:
A bigger cake tin?

perfect

wildman · 11 Mar 2009 at 15:10

silversurfer said:
dont

/end

second this opinion, somehow someone will always see the wrong side of your actions even if they are genuine and you are not interested in her in in 'that' way in any shape or form.

Best thing to do is just leave it.

georges · 11 Mar 2009 at 15:19

Mat said:
Maybe buy her a cookery book or something related to what she does for you... I don't think you could take that the wrong way.

hah..

Buying someone who cooks for you, a book on how to cook... Could go wrong

4T5 · 11 Mar 2009 at 15:22

Ride her like a Demon & tell her to bring more cakes.

Participant · 11 Mar 2009 at 15:26

Give her a t-bag?

PiKe · 11 Mar 2009 at 15:32

Give her some money to pay for all the ingredients she must be using.

She totally fancies you by the way, the way to a guys heart is through his stomach...

Cyclone · 11 Mar 2009 at 15:35

The food she brings in might be leftovers and she doesnt want to bin them.

Morgoth · 11 Mar 2009 at 15:35

Get a couple of bags of flour.

Ciphon · 11 Mar 2009 at 15:38

anticonscience said:
I am sniggering away in the office now, hoping no-one can hear me. Stupid open plan offices.

This!! lol

Edit: A cook book might offend her! lol... You're ****, heres a book on how not to be ****

toxic · 11 Mar 2009 at 16:03

B@Th*nG said:
hmmm... a gift both her and her partner can enjoy... how about some..

Lingerie!

it's the gift that never stops giving!

B@

^ THIS

Then ask for piccies of her in them and post em up here

krooton · 11 Mar 2009 at 16:09

Spektor said:
Send her naked pictures of yourself with the food she's made you smeared all over your genitals.

Even though I expected it, it still forced me to stifle chuckling in the office just now

Happy · 11 Mar 2009 at 16:09

Ciphon said:
Snip..

^^ That was my reaction as well.

I think this is the best suggestion so far.

Scottland said:
Pay for her and her husband to go out for a meal.

Cosimo · 11 Mar 2009 at 16:13

Give her something her husband will remember.