Super quick stupid question

It'll taste rank. Tried it. About as fun as drinking liquid tarmac. And you'll be needing to pee all night. And your stomach wont much appreciate it.

Just have a double strong one. At least it'll be drinkable without pulling faces that are reminiscent of that amusing face all men make when the ejaculate.

Have anther double one in an hour or so. Once you're past 2 am your body clock seems to just accept that its going to be awake.
 
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With persistance perhaps, though that depends what you do with it. Eyeshots of coffee is not a good call.

If youre starting some terrible all night working effort, I'll offer that the perfect coffee is one where absolutely no more will dissolve, and the skill is in keeping that drinkable. Also that if you aren't used to caffiene, shaking and headaches don't help work that much.

Good to see someone from Cornwall on here, I grew up there. Beautiful place

edit for the little rabbit: sugar and milk are important for that, extra concentrated black instant coffee is hideous
 
Coffee 'harms' your body anyway, Caffeine isn't good for you. So, I would imagine so, but it is probably less dangerous than getting completely drunk out of your head. Still, I wouldn't advise anyone to drink coffee let alone 10 spoonfuls of Nescafe. :x
 
Give it a shot if you like, but it will taste absolutely vile. :)

You get bonus points for making a video.

Hah if only my phone wasn't on the blink,
I'm going to do it reports within the next 20mins considering I haven't collapsed.
(I'm a fairly regular caffeine drinker so headaches shouldn't be a problem)
 
You can get pharmaceutical grade caffeine from a popular online auction site to add into your morning coffee if you really struggle to get up that much :D
 
I am concerned that you would use Nescafe in the first place.

It is the worst of all the freeze dried coffees available and even then they all taste like crap.

Drink proper coffee at the very least. ;)
 
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