Oh great, new neighbour has a nutter girlfriend

Jonny69

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I just went down to clear up the garage. I could hear shouting as I approached but that could have been kids playing. There was a right old kerfuffle going on and there's the new neighbour getting slapped about by some girl. I'd seen some girl get out a car from up in the flat O.o and it's her, swinging punches trying to get a phone off this guy. I left them to it rather than intervene. I just don't have time for bother right now.

So that's good and bad news. The bad news is that the cheeky chick with the gogo boots is nuts and I now have noisy neighbours who I overlook. The good news is I overlook them and I will have a camera at the ready and get some film clips :)
 
Seems to have blown over, heard some car doors getting slammed and they stormed into his flat.

Fine, back down to the garage now I don't have to get involved :D
 
That's nothing. In Derby we use to live in a terrace house next door to Jenny Pitman's son.

Him and his gf had major barneys which you could hear through the ajoining wall often.

One summer's day I was sat in our conservatory and their argument spilled out into the back garden.

Next thing I saw was a scythe been thown by the gf at him! :eek:

ANd I mean a proper old fashioned 6 foot tall as wielded by death scythe!

After they moved out, the new neighbours told us they found a hidden door in the closet in the bedroom with steps up to the loft and loads of sodium lights mounted up there. They asked us if the previous neighbours had been keen gardeners. Bless innocence.;)
 
kaiowas said:
Out of interest would you still have left them to it if it had been the guy swinging punches at the girl?
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Probably not, I watched long enough to check what was going on but I wasn't interested in getting invloved.

I have to ask myself if it would have been worth getting hurt over, the ensuing grief with the police, neighbours, him, my girlfriend, car getting done over and potentially getting thrown out the flat. That's what happens when you're tenants with a tenancy agreement unfortunately and I have to think of me first, idiotic other people second :(

I'm sure she's had a good slapping now they're behind closed doors.
 
I used to live next door to a woman who was always bringing randoms back to her place for a noisy bang at 3 in the morning.

One time she had 4 men taking turns with her in her back yard.

Quite glad to move out of that house, I can tell you.
 
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