As it's St Patrick's Day...

The Mad Rapper · 17 Mar 2009 at 18:41

An Irish man was sunbathing naked at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private parts.

A woman walks past, starts snickering, and says: "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."

He raised an eyebrow and replied: "If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself."

Aero · 17 Mar 2009 at 18:41

put a smile on my face.

G|mp · 17 Mar 2009 at 18:41

Already a Paddy's day thread and already a better joke in there

The Mad Rapper · 17 Mar 2009 at 18:42

G|mp said:
Already a Paddy's day thread and already a better joke in there

It's not a competition

G|mp · 17 Mar 2009 at 18:43

The Mad Rapper said:
It's not a competition

Second place always say that

The Mad Rapper · 17 Mar 2009 at 18:45

G|mp said:
Second place always say that

If you were the Judge then I'd be worried!

Twentymac · 17 Mar 2009 at 18:55

lol good stuff

Josh-A · 17 Mar 2009 at 19:29

Interesting joke.

FrostedNipple · 17 Mar 2009 at 19:56

lolocaust

Cosimo · 17 Mar 2009 at 20:01

A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back."

The room is quiet, and no one takes up the Texan's offer. One man even leaves.

Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?" asks the Irishman.

The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses, drinking them all back-to-back.

The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement. The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?"

The Irishman replies, "Oh... I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first."