Hahaha, no wait. Thats crap and complete nonsense.
A large pizza couldn't possibly feed a family of four.
lol joke
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A large pizza couldn't possibly feed a family of four.
What's purple and commutes?
- An abelian grape.
What's lavender and commutes?
- An Abelian semigrape.
What's purple and all of its offspring have been committed to institutions?
- A simple grape: it has no normal subgrapes.
What is purple, commutes, and is worshipped occasionally?
- A finitely venerated abelian grape.
What's yellow, normed, and complete?
- A Bananach space.
What's green and homeomorphic to the open unit interval?
- The real lime.
What's yellow and equivalent to the axiom of choice?
- Zorn's lemon.
- An abelian grape.
What's lavender and commutes?
- An Abelian semigrape.
What's purple and all of its offspring have been committed to institutions?
- A simple grape: it has no normal subgrapes.
What is purple, commutes, and is worshipped occasionally?
- A finitely venerated abelian grape.
What's yellow, normed, and complete?
- A Bananach space.
What's green and homeomorphic to the open unit interval?
- The real lime.
What's yellow and equivalent to the axiom of choice?
- Zorn's lemon.
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He's right A large pizza is barely enough to feed me
The flood is over and the ark has landed. "Go forth and multiply," Noah tells the animals.
A few months later, he decides to take a stroll and see how the animals are doing. Everywhere he looks he finds baby animals. Everyone is doing fine except for one pair of little snakes. "Please, Noah," say the snakes, "we need you to cut down some trees for us."
"No problem," says Noah. He cuts down a few trees and goes home scratching his head. A few weeks later he gets curious and come back to check on the snakes. They now have lots of little snakes and everyone is happy. "What happened?" he asks them.
"We are adders," the snakes explain. "So we need logs to multiply."
A few months later, he decides to take a stroll and see how the animals are doing. Everywhere he looks he finds baby animals. Everyone is doing fine except for one pair of little snakes. "Please, Noah," say the snakes, "we need you to cut down some trees for us."
"No problem," says Noah. He cuts down a few trees and goes home scratching his head. A few weeks later he gets curious and come back to check on the snakes. They now have lots of little snakes and everyone is happy. "What happened?" he asks them.
"We are adders," the snakes explain. "So we need logs to multiply."
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Thread fails. Title promised a joke and I have yet to see one
look harder then you miserable ****
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What is hallucinogenic and exists for every group with order divisible by p^k?
A psilocybin p-subgroup
A psilocybin p-subgroup
This
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You gotta Love Fallout
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink the barman pours him the drink and hands it over the neutron then pulls out his money and asks "How Much?" "For you..." the Barman replys
"No Charge!"
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink the barman pours him the drink and hands it over the neutron then pulls out his money and asks "How Much?" "For you..." the Barman replys
"No Charge!"
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I don't even get the joke in the OP.
Nevermind.
They had Pi with it.
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