These made me laugh...

TFleming · 23 Mar 2009 at 15:06

1) "I just don't get it, everyone goes on about David Beckham being thick...... but nobody says anything about Stephen Hawking beingbad at football, do they?!"

Give credit where it's due, mate - he's great at dribbling.

2) I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?

3) I've thought long and hard, and have decided on my New Year's resolution.

1024×768.

ScarySquirrel · 23 Mar 2009 at 15:07

Upgrade your sense of humour.

Vita · 23 Mar 2009 at 15:07

TFTI.

tisonlyme · 23 Mar 2009 at 15:08

Quite possibly the oldest, most unfunny jokes in the history of the universe

Dj_Jestar · 23 Mar 2009 at 15:09

I chuchkled.. and now feel ashamed and dirty.

Basher · 23 Mar 2009 at 15:10

You should get out more.

antijoke · 23 Mar 2009 at 15:10

Oh my.

uber soldat · 23 Mar 2009 at 15:10

Give the kid a break, the smoggies are still living in the 1970s where things like that are funny

J1234 · 23 Mar 2009 at 15:10

Ah, Sickipedia.

uv · 23 Mar 2009 at 15:11

I'm going to stab myself in the eye, to brighten up my day after those miseries.

Ben M · 23 Mar 2009 at 15:11

TFleming said:
3) I've thought long and hard, and have decided on my New Year's resolution.

1024×768.

You need a new monitor.

reflux · 23 Mar 2009 at 15:13

At least they're not Jade Goody jokes.

TFleming · 23 Mar 2009 at 15:13

uber soldat said:
Give the kid a break, the smoggies are still living in the 1970s where things like that are funny

The southerners are still in the 1970's, they think we still don't have electricity.

Knubje · 23 Mar 2009 at 15:15

They also made me laugh!!!

Last decade

uber soldat · 23 Mar 2009 at 15:15

Q)What do you call a paedophile pirate?

A)Arr Kelly

That is all.

TFleming · 23 Mar 2009 at 15:16

nex20 · 23 Mar 2009 at 15:16

The past rang. He wants his jokes back

richyb_safc · 23 Mar 2009 at 15:24

nex20 said:
The past rang. He wants his jokes back

haha, i giggled

+1 for a sense of humour uprade for the op though

TFleming · 23 Mar 2009 at 15:24

A classic joke never gets old.

The Dread Pirate · 23 Mar 2009 at 15:27

nex20 said:
The past rang. He wants his jokes back

He rang again to ask for his rebuttal back also!