Monday's 'Jokes'

[CliffyBiro]

A crisis erupted last night as Dubai TV was refused permission to air the Flinstones.

A claim was made that people in Dubai do not understand the humour, but the people in Abu Dhabi do!





Two monkeys in a bath.
One says "OOo OOo OOo OOo"
The other says "Well put some cold water in then"




A two-seater light aircraft has crashed into a graveyard near Limerick, Ireland. Emergency services were quick to respond, as many of the locals rallied around to help during this disaster. So far the body count has reached 203 as the digging continued into the night.

 

[purexxevil]

yea, can tell it's a monday

 

[Tom0]

Liked the monkey one

 

[Nick1881]

1st one is bad, 2nd one is old, 3rd one was on sicki this morning.

 

[Cosimo]

An Arab buys a camel and he proudly decides to ride it around his local pub carpark, causing a bit of a stir with the local drinkers.

"Nice camel mate," One of the drinkers commented, "Is it male or female?"

"It's female!" said the Arab.

"How can you tell?" said the drinker.

"Well," the Arab explained, "On the way here today, at least twenty people yelled out, hey, look at the dirty, smelly **** on that camel!"

 

[gillywibble]

Fail.

 

[bailey12856]

Fail.

 

[RaohNS]

i liked the camel one T00tles to you sir

 

[something daft already!!]

All rubbish thus far, keep trying.

 

[Grrrrr]

A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a pint
"How much will that be?" He asks
"For you Sir, no charge"

 

[V4NT0M]

oh my repost city

 

[Von Smallhausen]

A man and his wife are having a stroll about in the zoo when they see a gorilla getting a bit frisky on spotting his wife.

' Lift your skirt ', says the man so she does, the gorilla goes mental.

' Get your boobs out ', he says and the gorilla goes beserk when she does.

He then grabs his wife, opens the cage and throws her in with the gorilla.

' Now tell him you've got a ******* headache. '