I imagine a hijacked IOW ferry could do quite a lot of damage ramming a warship with a van load of fertilizer at the front.
I imagine the pen pushers in government thinking that.
"Right everyone, children might use plasters and ram them in there eyes"
Crowd: "omg!!!! plasters in the eye, kids, sticky!!!"
"Ok, the way to solve this is make them only usable by a fully trained first aider, anyone else caught using them will be arrested under the terrorism act"
Crowd "WoW! there protecting the children, i can totally see why they did this, terrorists must not be allowed to plaster our childrens eyes!!!"
Crazy legislation passed.
