'Tis a women thing really..

sara said:
Yup, we're crackers.

I do get surprised why the bloke doesn't know why I'm upset, but tbh if he knew he was upsetting me (i.e. if I'd let it show while whatever it is was happening) then he would've stopped there and then.

Miscommunication innit. We get thoughts lodged into our heads that can be really hard to shake.

I got upset that he wasn't reaching out for me, smiling or generally giving a toss about me at a gig Sat night. Turns out he was so engrossed that he wasn't noticing anything else, never mind me, and just wondered why I kept coming and going (I run away from the mosh pit when the rawk cranks up, I don't like being pushed around).

I wouldn't normally mind but it wasn't a band I knew, I was there to be with him and generally enjoy some new music but didn't feel like I got his company at all...
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You act as if this is normal behaviour, one of my ex's did this all the time, she was a complete bitch.

Difference is when you did try and comfort her she'd test you even more and find your limits, it was all a game in her head.

*How much does he care,oh... that much, let's see if he cares when I do this.. and this... and push him away, and hit him..*

Mad cow.

PS. We're not telepathic.


yermum said:
like you guys are all soooooooooo perfect -

like you never leave your socks/pants/trousers etc. etc. lying around instead of putting them in the laundry basket?
Household is all male, someone has to do it, not a women

like you never leave the loo/ bathroom so toxic that it takes industrial strength air freshener and six months to make it fit for human habitation again?
Gross

like you always remember your relatives' birthdays and never have to be reminded to send your mum/ dad/ brother a birthday card?
I'm not ******* 5 years old, cards? We do other things

like you never drive too fast?
If I wanted to, I wouldn't do it with someone else

like you never wee all over the loo seat/floor and always remember to put the seat/lid back down?
Classic, how about you put it up after using it, we ALWAYS have to put it up!
Hyprocrite

like you never sulk?
No, because I am not a women and I don't go spastic on my partner
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Admiral Huddy said:
I call my Mrs Mary Poppins because she thinks she's so perfect all the time.

"Step in time luv!"
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lol, I read that out loud in my head with the poorest cockney/dick van dyke accent you could imagine!

Me ol' bam-boo, me ol' bam-boo
You'd better never bother with me ol' bam-boo.
You can have me hat or me bum-ber-shoo
But you'd better never bother with me ol' bam-boo.

:D
 
I like the disclaimer of: It's not me, it's this top! it keeps coming down OR it's not me, it's this skirt! It keeps riding up! ETC

It's not me, it's not me, I didn't buy these clothes and I didnt dress myself today so It's not my fault if a load of people get an eyefull. It's not meeee!
 
mame said:
I like the disclaimer of: It's not me, it's this top! it keeps coming down OR it's not me, it's this skirt! It keeps riding up! ETC

It's not me, it's not me, I didn't buy these clothes and I didnt dress myself today so It's not my fault if a load of people get an eyefull. It's not meeee!
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Now that sounds like an interesting relationship. :D
 
One of my favorites went like this:

Me: Whats up
Miss K: Nothing
Me: your upset whats up, come here give me a hug
Miss K: A hug won't make it better you know what you did! **Storms off**
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A little while later
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Me: So you going to tell me what it is I did.
Miss K looks a bit sheepish: Well, I thought about it and I realised you said it in a dream.
Me: You mean I said something horrible in my sleep, oh what was it, I'm sure I didn't mean what ever I said.
Miss K: No, you said it in my dream.
Me: So what I'm in the dog house for something you dreamt up, just because It was me that said it in your dream?
Miss: Yes.
Me: Has this happened before.
Miss K: umm ... actually come to think of it, yeah it has a few times.
Me: ... ... ...

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To be fair this happened quite a while ago, but since then I have taken all strops at me with a pinch of salt.

I don't actually mind these little "Female oddities" I think they add to her character.

One I like is :
From Down Stairs- Miss K: Krono
Me: What
Miss K : Krono
Me: What
Miss K : Krono
Me: What
Miss K : Open the Door
Me :Tut, sigh **Opens Door** What
Miss K: Your son wants you.

:D
 
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Dup said:
The WORST one is:

Me: Are you OK?
Her: *sigh*Yeah*sigh* (without making eye contact)
Me: Come on, what's up?
Her: *silence* *stares at TV*
Me: Well?
Her: *silence*
Me: Come on chubby chops, whats the beef?
Her: NOTHING IM FINE!

Not even an insult can get any kind of decent response. I HATE that. I just tell her shove it now, seems to get her talking at least.
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I absolutely HATE that.
 
Ricochet J said:
Don't get me started on parking. The GF seems to think parking 1 foot from the curb is acceptable. Luckily she's still learning! :D

The best one is:

Her: "Ricochet, I'm angry"

Me: "Why"

Her: "You should know"

Now I'm assuming all girls automatically say this and think boys can read minds because all my ex's said the same thing! :D
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the only counter that works to this is a huge, over exaggerated shoulder shrug, and a cheeky smile
 
I have issues, I went out last night and some guy was talking to me in the pizza shop, I guess he was trying it on in a gentlemanly so I somehow thought the best way of reciprocating would be to talk about resident evil 5.

Oh dear...
 
Oh one more I like:

Miss K: Whats up?
Me: Nothing (at this point all is good)
Her: Seriously whats the matter
Me: Nothings the matter, I'm fine.
Her: Ok now I know somethings the matter, so what is it.
Me, getting a bit irritated now: No nothing is the matter, why, should it be?
Her: If I've done something at least tell me stop being like this:
Me: Well I was fine till you decided that I wasn't fine, now I'm irritated that I'm being told what mood I'm supposed to be in. I was in a good mood until you came along and put me in a bad mood by insisting I was in a bad mood.
Her: Well, I don't appreciate being spoken to like that, and its not fair for you to take your bad temper out on me like that, I was only trying to find out what was wrong.
Me: Nothing was wrong, and its not like you never take your bad temper out on me. But I never go out of my way to make you bad tempered at me (I'm perfectly capable of doing that by accident).

We've had that argument a few times. :D. I'd say it was almost a female argument, except I'm genuinely in a good mood, to begin with and doing something like reading a book or watching the TV or something when it starts. I wonder if because I answer the questions using answers women would use if they were in a bad mood there is a translation issue.
 
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TheVoice said:
Not sure if this is just a female thing, but my housemate is absurdly paranoid about things at times. She's always worried about leaving her straighteners on in the morning, to the point that the inbox on my phone is full with "I'm sure I switched them off!!! xx" texts.

Similar thing with her car, she's always worried she hasn't locked it, gets stressed out when it's not absolutely straight in her parking space (to the point that she'll park, come inside the flat, then 5 minutes later go out there and straighten it up). We live in a flat and the allocated parking space for ours is right outside the lounge window, which means she'll sit there in the evenings on the sofa next to said window, twitching the blinds every 5 minutes to look outside to check on her car, or if she sees headlights, or hears someone walk past, or anything.

I've had my car in her space for the past week or so because she's been away, so when she got back she took mine (which is just across from hers). When I popped out for 10 minutes last night, she'd moved her car to her space (for no reason other than so she could see it from the sofa), which meant someone stole mine. Suffice it to say I wasn't impressed.

Bit of a rant, needed to get that out!
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I'm like that so it's not a female thing.. It drives me crazy but I can't stop it!
 
we both watch a film that i have seen and she has not

Her: so whats this guy doing
me : well its blah blah (try not to give the story away)
her: ok so what does that mean?
me : it means watch the film and find out the answers to your questions
her : i only asked a simple question
me : for the 400th time
her : well just answer it then
me: just watch and find out
her : not talkative tonight?
me : ok, here is the whole damn film, matey did this, then that happens then this, then that blah blah blah the end
her : why did you ruin the film
me : u pushed me too, now i can go play L4D, enjoy come dine with me by yourself now

pretty much every film is like this, still love the silly moo though
 
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