The way women think is "he should know what is wrong without me telling him", makes me mad to I think that is a global thing, they are like that in the US also.
'Tis a women thing really..
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The way women think is "he should know what is wrong without me telling him", makes me mad to I think that is a global thing, they are like that in the US also.
Me: Whats up?
Mrs W: Nothing.
Me: There is, whats up?
Mrs W: Nothing.
Me: Come tell me, whats up?
Mrs W: NOTHING!
Me: Fine.
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3 hours Later
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Me You still upset about something?
Mrs W: Yes.
Me: What?
Mrs W: Well 4 weeks ago I ended up cooking 5 times in a week, and I'm still a bit annoyed about it.
Me:
Mrs W: Nothing.
Me: There is, whats up?
Mrs W: Nothing.
Me: Come tell me, whats up?
Mrs W: NOTHING!
Me: Fine.
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3 hours Later
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Me You still upset about something?
Mrs W: Yes.
Me: What?
Mrs W: Well 4 weeks ago I ended up cooking 5 times in a week, and I'm still a bit annoyed about it.
Me:
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Glad i'm not the only one that suffers "there's nothing up" syndrome.
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Just remembered an awesome one from my ex gf a few years back...
Phonecall
Her: Hiya where are you?
Me: At the Climbing centre with some of the guys, why?
Her:..........................
Me: Hello?
Her:......what?
Me: You rang me whats up?
Her: I cant believe you went to the climbing centre without me! How could you not even invite me!?
Me: Uhm arent you out with your friend for her birthday?
Her: Yes but thats not the point! You didnt invite me!
Me: What?? So i have to invite you places even though i know you are doing something else and will not be able to go?
Her: Yes.
Me: Pay close attention to what im about to say here. YOU WANT ME TO TEXT YOU EVERYTIME I AM DOING SOMETHING YOU REMOTELY LIKE, TO INVITE YOU THERE, EVEN THOUGH YOU ALREADY HAVE PLANS YOU WILL NOT BREAK???
Her: Yeah thats right, no need to be nasty.
Me: Are you ****ing me??? Are you some sort of retard? Im not doing that!
Her: WHY NOT??
Me: *hangs up*
Phonecall
Her: Hiya where are you?
Me: At the Climbing centre with some of the guys, why?
Her:..........................
Me: Hello?
Her:......what?
Me: You rang me whats up?
Her: I cant believe you went to the climbing centre without me! How could you not even invite me!?
Me: Uhm arent you out with your friend for her birthday?
Her: Yes but thats not the point! You didnt invite me!
Me: What?? So i have to invite you places even though i know you are doing something else and will not be able to go?
Her: Yes.
Me: Pay close attention to what im about to say here. YOU WANT ME TO TEXT YOU EVERYTIME I AM DOING SOMETHING YOU REMOTELY LIKE, TO INVITE YOU THERE, EVEN THOUGH YOU ALREADY HAVE PLANS YOU WILL NOT BREAK???
Her: Yeah thats right, no need to be nasty.
Me: Are you ****ing me??? Are you some sort of retard? Im not doing that!
Her: WHY NOT??
Me: *hangs up*
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Please dont tell me you was realy that harsh, feel sorry for her
I hope that smiley face means "what i just said was a load of rubbish, you go bro, show that ho whos boss!"
Hah yes. Exactly the same problem here, when a tap's on or the microwave is running.
I hope that smiley face means "what i just said was a load of rubbish, you go bro, show that ho whos boss!"
Was it that obvious?
ok i dont have a GF i live with, as im 17 and still at home but one thing that my mother does that really ****es me off is when she shouts at me uo the stairs, i say, what??? and she doesnt reply.... how come she gets to shout up the stairs but i cant shout back? WTF?!?!?!?!
ALSO! this is a specific mother thing i think
but mum buys a piece of chocolate, but ohhh no, you dont eat this one. it has to be left in the fridge for frikkin weeks! and as soon as we ask for it (she clearly isnt going to eat it) she says, im not ready to eat it! and gets all cranky!!!! if you aint ready for it! dont buy it! RAWR!
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ALSO! this is a specific mother thing i think
but mum buys a piece of chocolate, but ohhh no, you dont eat this one. it has to be left in the fridge for frikkin weeks! and as soon as we ask for it (she clearly isnt going to eat it) she says, im not ready to eat it! and gets all cranky!!!! if you aint ready for it! dont buy it! RAWR!
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this one gets me.
One that made me Laugh was when we watched Madmax 3 again. She thought that the Bit after the Fight in the Thunderdome was New as She'd watched the Film at least 5 times and never seen that Bit. She didn't Believe me that It had always been in the Film so spent the next month asking all our friends if they'd ever seen that Part
I don't get the Mind games thing as that was a rule when we 1st got together so even if its tried its Ignored.
apart from that talking when you carn't hear that is.
today I was sat in the car waiting for her to get in after I'd moved it so she had better access. I could see she was talking to me. I asked her why she'd carried on talking when I couldn't hear and She said She wanted to finish the Sentence!!!!
they are all Mad I tell ya
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Rookie error, Never ever have aspirations for having a womans chocolate. You could sleep with her sister and she'd take it better than you having her choclate
Couple more things...
My wife never knows what day it is. Ever she always has to ask. I always know. How can she not keep it in her head?
She also routinely starts conversations which she's already started in her head. So she'll just randomly start on about something and then I either have to try to catch up on the hoof, or just ask her outright what on earth she's on about.
One really weird one which I don't get at all is that if we're travelling somewhere in the car, she always wants to keep moving no matter what. So if we hit a queue on the motorway that'll take 20 mins to clear, she'll want to come off and have us wend our way through some random country village at 30mph trying to find out where on earth we're going, rather than just waiting stationary in a queue.
My wife never knows what day it is. Ever she always has to ask. I always know. How can she not keep it in her head?
She also routinely starts conversations which she's already started in her head. So she'll just randomly start on about something and then I either have to try to catch up on the hoof, or just ask her outright what on earth she's on about.
One really weird one which I don't get at all is that if we're travelling somewhere in the car, she always wants to keep moving no matter what. So if we hit a queue on the motorway that'll take 20 mins to clear, she'll want to come off and have us wend our way through some random country village at 30mph trying to find out where on earth we're going, rather than just waiting stationary in a queue.
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how they always always take about 20 mins to decide whether or not to go the toilet...
just go love, wont bite...
just go love, wont bite...
After reading this thread I can only come to the conclusion that I am the exception to the rule
I do buy more shoes than I actually need (I doubt Huddy will tell me off for that though
), but thats the most typical female thing I can think of about me and I'm not sure that's irritating. To be fair most guys I know buy loads of stuff they don't need but they want, it's just not shoes
Oh which reminds me........
I do buy more shoes than I actually need (I doubt Huddy will tell me off for that though
), but thats the most typical female thing I can think of about me and I'm not sure that's irritating. To be fair most guys I know buy loads of stuff they don't need but they want, it's just not shoes Oh which reminds me........
Apart from the classic "nothings wrong"
Mine generally go like this...
Her: I'm bored, lets do something.
Me: ok what do you want to do?
Her: I don't know you decide..
Me: Ok how about X?
Her: No, I don't fancy that.
Me: Ok, so what do you want to do then?
Her: I don't know you decide.
/repeat (generally about 7-8 times)
*sigh*
Aero
Mine generally go like this...
Her: I'm bored, lets do something.
Me: ok what do you want to do?
Her: I don't know you decide..
Me: Ok how about X?
Her: No, I don't fancy that.
Me: Ok, so what do you want to do then?
Her: I don't know you decide.
/repeat (generally about 7-8 times)
*sigh*
Aero
yeah they do that. They obviously have one single idea in their head but they want you to say it so they can just say "ok". The one I usually get is:
her: let's go out for tea somewhere.
me: yeah sure, what do you fancy?
her: oh you decide, I DON'T MIND
me: ok, how about an indian?
her: no wasn't thinking that
me: ok, how about a chinese?
her: no, wasn't thinking that
me: steak?
her: no wasn't thinking that
me: ok where DO you want to go for tea
her: I don't mind
It's a like a blind man doing a crossword
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50/50 deal. I've known women just the same. I'm quite tidy as it happens.
Thats the nature of numbers two's and what opening windows are for.
We're running out of trees/rainforest as it is.
I've never over shot Druids in my life.
I kneel and pee so no.
Thats a two way street and is human nature.
i could go on, but you're all so perfect it would be a waste of time.
You didn't mind wasting your own time to get those lines out. Why stop there... Life would be pretty boring if we were all the same would it not. Or do you like carbon copies ?
All in fun, don't get all nuts