'Tis a women thing really..

When I had a "better" half, and she made me watch the odd program. I'd just irritate her to hell by asking who every single person on screen was. Soon put a stop to that.
 
Smoking at the most inconvienent of times. About to go out, about to get into somewhere (i.e. restaraunt or museum at the entrance.) Really grinds me. "Just let me have a fag before we go."
 
-Ad- said:
This, or usually she doesn't want to watch a new film, because it is one of 'my' films and she won't like it. How does she know what she likes when she hasn't watched the damn thing.

Her: Put on gone in 60 secs, casino royale etc.
Me: No watch some of my other films you haven't seen.
Her: No I want to wtach one of them.
Me: We watched both of them last weekend, watch something you haven't seen:
Her: Ok then ! What do you want to watch ?
Me: Try this (eastern promises), then lists many many others.
Her: No, you always pick films I don't want to watch.
Me: Have the remote Im off for L4D.

and.

Her: You're always watching tv when I get back.
Me: Clever I get home before you.
Her: But you're always watching it.
Me: Well it is mine plus I don't want to watch the hills, friends, alll of which I have already seen, and you have also seen 3 times. I'm off to make dinner.
(Her watching corry etc)
Her: What shall we watch TOGETHER during dinner?
(Me then listing everything)
Her: No you only want to watch your programs, lets watch friends together.
Me: :mad: Fine Il put on Holby city.
(Finishes dinner)
Me: Right Im off to play L4D.
Her: WHy you never want to spend time with me ?
Me: FFS :mad: You dicate what MUST be shown on the tv and don't want to watch anything new and different, then you get annoyed because I don't want to waste my evening sitting here watching this **** with you.
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Get a dog, I now spend 2hrs a night walking Max on my own mostly.

So now when I get in from work its cook, eat, walk dog, then an hr or so of cuddles/shower time then off to bed for work in the morning.

But I am starting to get this,

"You spend more time with the dog than you do with me"

When it was her who bought me the dog and if she walked him during the day I wouldn't have to walk him so much at night.

KaHn
 
Manlove is my forte said:
And from all that all she would have heard is :


;)
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That's where I failed. Next time I will just sit there saying, put out put out put out put out ;)

LeJosh said:
Smoking at the most inconvienent of times. About to go out, about to get into somewhere (i.e. restaraunt or museum at the entrance.) Really grinds me. "Just let me have a fag before we go."
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God YES. Was in a rush to get away from her house and into town to get the train home. She rushed me, was all ready for us to leave then her mum says 'Ohh god she's in trouble then', I find her outside smoking. Quite an annoying habit anyway, especially as a good 20-30 mins when out for drinks invlove her going outside to smoke. Maybe I will go beat one off in the toilets because of my addiction :D

KaHn said:
Get a dog, I now spend 2hrs a night walking Max on my own mostly.

So now when I get in from work its cook, eat, walk dog, then an hr or so of cuddles/shower time then off to bed for work in the morning.

But I am starting to get this,

"You spend more time with the dog than you do with me"


KaHn
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Considering it when we get a house, or maybe just buying her a leash for her birthday in the coming weeks. Would be a great joke present but need something quite frankly, awesome to make up fo the joke.

Or just spend my spare cash on the vauxhall VXR trackday that I'm boking today :D
 
-Ad- said:
Maybe I will go beat one off in the toilets because of my addiction :D
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LMAO! Well atleast we know what you do at your local when she goes for a smoke. ;)

That does annoy me aswell actually, at the pub and they HAVE to have a smoke and complain for ages that they're "Gaspin' on a fag." :o
 
jakeke said:
I'm lucky not to have the TV problem, my gf is happy with Top Gear/Scrubs/Family Guy/everything.
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I'm quite lucky with that too, we pretty much like the same stuff bar a few things.

She loves the soaps, I think they're there to help you along with the vegetation process.

We like most comedians, but she thinks Michael McIntyre is hilarious, and I just don't see it, I told her that I think he's not funny and that he tries so hard that I want to punch him.

She wasn't too impressed with that and took offense as if I was saying she was stupid for thinking he is funny. :o
 
KaHn said:
Get a dog, I now spend 2hrs a night walking Max on my own mostly.

So now when I get in from work its cook, eat, walk dog, then an hr or so of cuddles/shower time then off to bed for work in the morning.

But I am starting to get this,

"You spend more time with the dog than you do with me"

When it was her who bought me the dog and if she walked him during the day I wouldn't have to walk him so much at night.

KaHn
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Tell her she needs to walk the dog during the day and if she doesn't like it then she can move out. ;)
 
I love this thread.

You never see any made by females that actually make any sense and when they do try (bless them) it's usually things that don't effect them or things we do in our own time.

Most of what they do is purposely built into their head to annoy us directly, face to face.

This is why I'm very picky with who I date, if any of them fall under any of the listed items in this thread, I'm out of there or I don't even bother getting my foot in.

Anyway, it's gone beyond that now. I just can't be bothered with women in a relationship any more, they just really get on my nerves and try change me all the time, I feel better off going solo and having some fun now and again. I feel more relaxed, less stressed. My health requires that.

I also can't deal with women who have their incessant babling/child like though process and illogcial state of mind and unreasnable attitude. Note: women who have, not all women.

Which is a hard catch to find these days.
 
I'm actually shocked no one has said it yet, my biggest pet hate of them all is women who move things for no reason whatsoever, forget, then blame you when you can't find it(keys, MP3 player, phone, documents). Drives me mad.
 
sargatanas said:
I'm actually shocked no one has said it yet, my biggest pet hate of them all is women who move things for no reason whatsoever, forget, then blame you when you can't find it(keys, MP3 player, phone, documents). Drives me mad.
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But, they say theyve moved it "Somewhere safe"...yeah so safe even you cant find it and you moved it!
 
Greenboi said:
But, they say theyve moved it "Somewhere safe"...yeah so safe even you cant find it and you moved it!
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My woman is always doing this!! Drives me insane. She "tidies" and then when I ask where my stuff is she can't even find it herself.

I tell her to leave my stuff alone and I will tidy it but no, she moves it. If i did it to her stuff, it would kick off.
 
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