Just been royally screwed over.

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MSN said:
Oli says (01:19):
*babbbyy i cant hold you much longer, its geting stronger and longer
Emma says (01:20):
*AND WHEN I GET THAT FEEEEELING
Oli says (01:20):
*i need some sexual healinggggg
Emma says (01:21):
*i dont
Emma says (01:21):
*ive become a lesbian
Oli says (01:21):
*anti-climax of trhe century
Emma says (01:21):
*no i actually am..
Oli says (01:22):
*hence why i said it was an anti-climax
Oli says (01:22):
*i knew that about 2 years ago
Emma says (01:22):
*me and karina are secretly lesbians
Oli says (01:22):
*you just like her big boobies
Emma says (01:22):
*i know
Emma says (01:22):
*they are great
Oli says (01:23):
*theres no love int he relationshiopt though
Oli says (01:23):
*just lust
Emma says (01:23):
*nah we do love eachother
Emma says (01:23):
*its been going on for ages
Oli says (01:24):
*must be getting bored, need something to spice up the relation ship, perhaps,,, a 3some??
Emma says (01:24):
*nah we're fine thanks
Emma says (01:24):
*why dont u believe me when i say this?
Oli says (01:24):
*put it as your facebook status
Emma says (01:25):
*no cuz no one else knows
Emma says (01:25):
*ur the first person ive told
Oli says (01:25):
*cool
Oli says (01:25):
*im gona spread it
Emma says (01:25):
*dont :'( please
Oli says (01:25):
*ill tell dave, then every1 will knwo
Emma says (01:26):
*no dont
Emma says (01:26):
*please
Emma says (01:26):
*i was trusting you
Oli says (01:26):
*too late jsut sent the text
Emma says (01:26):
*i cant believe you just did that
Oli says (01:26):
*why dont you believe me?
Emma says (01:26):
*thats harsh
Oli says (01:26):
*see what i did there?
Emma says (01:27):
*what?
Emma says (01:27):
*say what i said
Oli says (01:27):
*used your line
Oli says (01:27):
*about believeing
Emma says (01:27):
*did you really tell him?
Oli says (01:27):
*no i cant be arsed and i dont hink you are
Emma says (01:27):
*why dont you?
Oli says (01:27):
*i want some proof
Emma says (01:27):
*i was telling you in confidence
Emma says (01:27):
*thanks
Oli says (01:27):
*lmao ok
Emma says (01:28):
*what
Oli says (01:28):
*i dno do you want me to tell people?
Emma says (01:28):
*no
Emma says (01:28):
*i said that
Oli says (01:28):
*i think i got your mums number somewhere
Emma says (01:28):
*i just wanted someone to talk too
Oli says (01:29):
*samaritans?
Emma says (01:29):
*no i was hoping youd understand
Emma says (01:29):
*dont worry cryy
Oli says (01:30):
*well if you was a lezza i would, but i dont think you are
Oli says (01:30):
*cause kayleigh did this to me and it annoyed the **** outa me
Emma says (01:30):
*why did she do it?
Emma says (01:30):
*im telling you the truth
Emma says (01:30):
*do u think i would lie to you?
Oli says (01:31):
*i dno, its hard to tell sarchasm with words lol
Emma says (01:31):
*im not being sarcastic?
Oli says (01:31):
*i cant possibly tell
Emma says (01:31):
*i have no need to lie
Oli says (01:31):
*show me some pictures or something
Oli says (01:31):
*i promise i wont use them as **** material
Emma says (01:32):
*why would i keep pictures when we're trying to keep it on the down low
Oli says (01:32):
*LOL
Emma says (01:32):
*why are you laughing?
Oli says (01:32):
*keep it on the down low
Emma says (01:32):
*well we are
Oli says (01:32):
*its low down ;)
Emma says (01:32):
*i cant describe it any other way
Emma says (01:33):
*thats why me and karina dont hang around together in public so much
Emma says (01:33):
*we dont go out clubbing together or get drunk with eachother there now
Oli says (01:33):
*incase your tongues accidentally slip down each otehrs throats?
Emma says (01:33):
*yeah
Emma says (01:34):
*its hard though
Oli says (01:34):
*if i was gay, id deffo have pics on my lappy
Emma says (01:34):
*why?
Oli says (01:34):
*probs even vids doing it doggy
Emma says (01:34):
*my parents use my laptop
Emma says (01:34):
*i would get caught
Oli says (01:34):
*how long you been active then?
Emma says (01:35):
*its been going on for a while now
Emma says (01:35):
*behind alex's back
Oli says (01:36):
*for some reason i just dont see karina being a lez
Emma says (01:36):
*why?
Emma says (01:36):
*shes a good liar
Oli says (01:37):
*yer, but like, i can picture you being a lez easily, but not her
Emma says (01:37):
*she is. she used tom for a while and then some guy called kev
Oli says (01:38):
*so wha do i do know i know?
Emma says (01:38):
*what?
Oli says (01:38):
*what?
Emma says (01:39):
*what do you do now you know?
Oli says (01:39):
*yer
Oli says (01:39):
*do i have to do anything?
Emma says (01:39):
*no just keep it quite
Emma says (01:39):
*quiet
Emma says (01:39):
*i needed someone to talk too
Oli says (01:39):
*we havent even talked about it though
Emma says (01:40):
*its hard for me
Oli says (01:40):
*strapons?
Emma says (01:40):
*but now you know i feel i can talk to you better
Emma says (01:40):
*like i can talk to you if im having a bad time
Oli says (01:41):
*im still annoyed i have no proof
Emma says (01:41):
*why?
Oli says (01:41):
***** material
Emma says (01:41):
*thats not why i told you lol
Oli says (01:41):
*o
Emma says (01:42):
*haha i wouldnt show people anyways
Emma says (01:42):
*its private
Oli says (01:42):
*not anymore
Oli says (01:42):
*now i know
Oli says (01:42):
*anything could happen
Emma says (01:42):
*not pictures and that though
Emma says (01:43):
*they cause aggroo
Oli says (01:44):
*i still dont know if your lieing
Oli says (01:44):
*this is a proper head ****
Emma says (01:44):
*why is it? why would i lie about it
Oli says (01:44):
*i dno, that why im tryin to figure out lol
Emma says (01:44):
*im nt a liar
Oli says (01:45):
*no, but you might joke
Emma says (01:45):
*i just needed to tel someone
Emma says (01:45):
* ****s just getting to me atm
Oli says (01:45):
*why me though, we havent spoken properly in time
Emma says (01:46):
*coz i know i can trust you, even though we havent spoke for ages we used to talk ALL the time about anything and everything
Oli says (01:46):
*entertain me now, tell me the stuff you two do
Emma says (01:47):
*no, its private
Emma says (01:48):
*i didnt tell you just so you can find out what we do
Oli says (01:48):
*this is the worst news ever!
Emma says (01:48):
*why
Oli says (01:48):
*well for me its all rather boring
Oli says (01:48):
*i get no positive out of this lol
Emma says (01:49):
*lol well sorry to disapoint
Emma says (01:49):
*just needed to tell someone
Oli says (01:49):
*annddd
Oli says (01:49):
*i still dont know if your joking
Emma says (01:49):
*im really not
Emma says (01:49):
*why would i?
Oli says (01:49):
*to screw with me
Emma says (01:49):
*its the most random thing to joke about
Emma says (01:49):
*pretty sick really
Oli says (01:50):
*na a mate did it to me before
Oli says (01:50):
*altho he was hacked
Oli says (01:50):
*are you been hacked?
Emma says (01:50):
*no lol
Emma says (01:50):
*its me
Oli says (01:50):
*yea, that sort of evidence would work in court, im satisfyed
Oli says (01:51):
*your not gona start alking like a bloke are you?
Emma says (01:52):
*god no lol. im still going to be me
Oli says (01:52):
*when do you plan on telling the world
Emma says (01:52):
*not for a long while yet
Oli says (01:52):
*its a bit like sugar rush all this lol
Emma says (01:52):
*it is isnt it
Emma says (01:53):
*except we both use lads to cover us up
Oli says (01:53):
*so follwing the story line when do i get to shag you so you know you are a proper lesbian?
Emma says (01:53):
*lol that wont come into it
Oli says (01:53):
*see
Oli says (01:53):
*no positives
Emma says (01:53):
*hah sorry :(
Oli says (01:54):
*still havent done my essay
Emma says (01:54):
*right now thats off my chest im going to go to bed
Emma says (01:54):
*get cracking then
Oli says (01:54):
*u off?
Emma says (01:55):
*yeeeh
Oli says (01:55):
*laterz
Oli says (01:55):
*xxxx
Emma says (01:55):
*hey oli?
Oli says (01:55):
*?
Emma says (01:55):
*APRIL FOOLS!!!!!
Oli says (01:55):
*yer, i knew lol
Emma says (01:55):
*:L
Emma says (01:55):
*now im goin bed
Emma says (01:55):
*night xx
Oli says (01:55):
*seee ya
Oli says (01:55):
*xxx
Oli says (01:56):
*you got me good
Emma says (01:56):
*LMAO
Oli says (01:56):
*i actually believed you to the end
Emma says (01:56):
*YESS
Oli says (01:56):
*ffs thats twice this has happened to me now
Emma says (01:56):
*:L:D:L im sorry
Oli says (01:56):
*i hate you
Emma says (01:56):
*too gooder opportunity to miss
Oli says (01:56):
* ****ing lesbian
Emma says (01:56):
*:L:L:L:LL

God damn, i got fooled.
 
Shrubbary:-
She tells me she is a lesbian, at first i dont believe her, then i have no reason not to belive her, i then start cracking jokes and hope for some long awaited action with her, then before she leaves she says April fools, and i pretend i knew, but i didn't then i insult her.
 
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Thanks for summarising tho! ;) :p
 
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exactly how am i doing what you are suggesting?
 
*facepalm*

I read that all, i want my life back..... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Yeah, iv been got. Someone told me free food tomorrow at an awesome mexican place, turns out its not on. Oh well ill get back to imaginine friends turning lesbian instead of doing work :)

Cheers for the good mental image if nothing else!
 
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OP - Summarise pls. No way I'm reading all that.
 
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