The official 'Get it off your chest thread'

[DailyGeek]

Get it off your chest - The Rules:

One thing that REALLY annoys you. One condition. It has to be so minor that people may think you are strange for getting so wound up by it.

It'll be cathartic, plus I'm in the middle of writing some comedy material and I might get some sparks of genius from you lot

 

[Westie]

people that have crap sense of humour! really annoys me

 

[Bengaboy]

Girls - my god...

They ring you to make up with you and make it out to be all your fault, and make you feel like youve killed babies.

 

[secretspy]

my dad huffing and moaning at everything even little things like somethings in front of the biscuit tin so it means he has to lift it up!

 

[SexyGreyFox]

Parents that don't send consent forms back - aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhhhhhh

 

[Burnsy2023]

My missus' mother, she can make the tiniest molehill into a mountain.

 

[Moley]

My wife just told me to post her pet peeve:

"People parking in my ******* parking space!"

 

[TheCenturion]

People who use "your" when they mean "you're"

It gets me so wound up.

LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO OUR EDUCATION LABOUR

 

[ste_bla]

people who drive into their drive (where they have to reverse out and cant turn around) ****ing youdont reverse onto a road ffs

 

[Burnsy2023]

people who drive into their drive (where they have to reverse out and cant turn around) ****ing youdont reverse onto a road ffs

I'm guilty of that although the road is not that busy and the road isn't narrow or anything.

 

[WARHURYEAH]

David Pleat commentating on Football games.

 

[Cosimo]

People who park six inches away from your boot when there is enough space to park a bus.

 

[deusexlumina]

the *word* "innit"

isn't it...

+1 for women in general

 

[Sparky__H]

People who end sentences "You know what I mean?" even if it makes no sense what so ever.

That earns them a good long scowl

 

[CaptainComedy]

when you are sick from a night out and you puke and have the poops at the same time

 

[secretspy]

when you are sick from a night out and you puke and have the poops at the same time

thats disgusting lol

 

[Sheff]

People who park six inches away from your boot when there is enough space to park a bus.

People who take up what could be 2 comfortable spaces with their car just so they don't have to put any effort into moving off in the morning.

 

[Sparky__H]

when you are sick from a night out and you puke and have the poops at the same time

The trick is not to lower the seat, more room so less likely to puke on your member or legs. Which is dangerous as if you topple off you have twice the mess to clean up in the morning (which is twice as unpleasant).

 

[djmc0]

David Pleat commentating on Football games.

Indeed, although, Andy Gray is not much of a substitution.

Mine is me having to pull other peoples weight at work.

 

[B@Th*nG]

People who use "your" when they mean "you're"

It gets me so wound up.

LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO OUR EDUCATION LABOUR

people who blame labour for a steady 40 odd year increase in a disenchanted youth, what a sad and bizarre world they must live in.

plus, you're 14! what the **** do you know of previous government?

Your grammar's not exactly fantastic either is it?

also, those who use caps for everything. not really, but hey, i was on a roll.

B@