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People who take up what could be 2 comfortable spaces with their car just so they don't have to put any effort into moving off in the morning. :p

"tyres on tarmax" thats what my instructor told me - as long as you see the cars tyres on the tarmac infront of you - your all good.
 
People who tend to wear tracksuits all day with no effort in to doing any working out, and the way they tuck the track suit legs in there socks, like WTF.
 
People who don't wash their hands after visiting the bathroom. :mad:

You just pray that they won't handle any food that you'll be eating.
 
Hmm, the fact that ive quit smoking :( 8 months now and every time i have a beer i could murder a smoke.

DAMNIT i want a cigarette.!!.. grrr.
 
People who are always right, you know the ones, they will argue until they are blue in the face and never admit that they could be wrong.
 
"tyres on tarmax" thats what my instructor told me - as long as you see the cars tyres on the tarmac infront of you - your all good.

That's what I park by also, it really does annoy me when this isn't follwed by others, especially the wife!
 
My flatmate who eats his dinner in my room sometimes sat on my bed. This itself isn't a problem. It's the fact he chews with his mouth open :mad:

CLOSE YOUR MOUTH :mad:
 
People who seem to need their lives to lurch from one drama to the next, it makes them a really jekyll and hyde type person and its so draining.
 
Pedestrians who step out in front of me when I'm cycling to work (especially the ones who see me coming) forcing me to stop.
 
Being continually asked questions while trying to get on with work, especially when they're stupid questions

In fact I hate stupid people (at least the ones who seem to be intentionally stupid)
 
People writing "your" when they clearly mean "you're"

But that's no great secret now is it?
 
When the missus asks you the answer to every bloody question under the sun..

Have i got freakin GOOGLE written on my forehead eh.!!??
 
People not washing their hands after going to the toilet :@ :@ :@ Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhh!!!!

Then walking around touching everything! AHHHHHHHH!!!!

Just wash them! WASH THEM!!!! See that sink!??? WASH THEM!!!!

:(
 
People who continually spit in the street. A freind was walking with me the other day and kept doing it; I eventually had to mention it to him which he replied he had to do it as he refused to swallow it.

It has now actually put me off from walking with him anywhere in the future.
 
People not washing their hands after going to the toilet :@ :@ :@ Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhh!!!!

Then walking around touching everything! AHHHHHHHH!!!!

Just wash them! WASH THEM!!!! See that sink!??? WASH THEM!!!!

:(

There's a more efficient method: washing your knob in the morning, then you don't have to keep washing your hands.



/devils advocate
 
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