The official 'Get it off your chest thread'

I'm getting myself wound up over circumcision. I don't get in America why women say they would not sleep with uncircumcised guys or they say something like it's ugly. What the hell are you going to do with a flaccid peen?

What is natural about cutting off skin. We don't have our tonsils or pancreas taken out at birth even though they serve little purpose.

Anyway I'm going to see how many marbles I can fit under my foreskin. (2 Pints joke) :p
 
people who insist on taking buggys and push chairs on the tube in rush hour. They take up a ludicrous amount of room and they obviously don't buy 5 tickets to cover the amount of space they take up, and all in all it just makes my commute on the jubilee line even less pleasant than normal.
 
people who start an arguement with you and then when you prove them wrong they try and shout you down/embarrass you. I mean, just admit you've ran out of points to argue about!
 
1. Egotistical elitists who think they're amazing simply because they've never had anything set them back. This forum is full of them. I lumber the institutional elitists in with this category.

2. Repetition - Either repeating something for the third time (sometimes twice may be understandable although annoying) and having people insist on trying to explain something to me despite the fact I already know what they're trying to tell me.

3. Leading on somewhat from point 2: people who insist on trying to prove they're smarter than you. My undergrad dissertation advisor was one of these people and it was a nightmare situation.

4. People who think that money and material wealth are everything. In the same instance, people who seem to be under the illusion that they're starring in a damn rap video 24/7.

5. People who are inconsiderate. This above everything else really ***** me off.
 
Smokers in bus/train stations, when it's really p*****g it down with rain and you're waiting for the train while 5 people are smoking inside the cubicle. I end up standing outside.

They're my mates at college, they smoke a packet a day so they absolutely stink. I hate the smell of stale tobacco. I've got a sore throat today because of it (passive smoking whatever you want to call it).

and people who text you, you text back and you don't get a reply.
 
I hate the footballer Ashley Cole sooooo much. I simply cannot express just how much I think he is a super gay footballer who whines/moans/bitches and who basically cannot play football at all.

She should be demoted to reserves, or the championship league.

Thanks, just wanted to get that off my chest.
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People who can't write/type properly and insist on using "txt spk" despite the fact that it's a million times harder and takes a million times longer to read than if they'd just written it out normally in the first place.
 
My cat's name is mittens.....

and time for the political wit
big_white_dog84 said:
People 1 and 2 levels above me at work who display absolutely no morals, no common sense, no compassion, no professionalism etc - and instead base all decisions on what they think will make them look like they are towing the party line.
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So you work for the tory party... :D

Yeah i just dont like people who walk unecesseserally slowly...
 
I hate it when I see a mum using the pram as a self-righteous battering ram. Babies being used as kudos icons by their parents. Passive-aggressive people (normally women), who deny it when you question them. People who call you cynical when in reality, you are just pointing out a truth that they don't want to hear.

People that take the mickey, but can't handle it when it's on the other foot. Bank, mobile phone and car adverts. Graffiti that is just urinating over your territory. Happy Nazis.
 
pingwing said:
Yeah i just dont like people who walk unecesseserally slowly...
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Arrggggg!

That's what really gets me, and people who have no spatial awareness, so you spend your time trying to dodge them as they amble into you from all sides or just stop in front of you, making you have to dodge out of the way to stop yourself crashing into them.

Also the people who walk towards you on narrow paths that expect you to move out of the way. We both have the same right of way, ******* move out of the way of me too!:mad:
 
People who start pointless threads on the internet that are intended to get things "off your chest" :mad::p
 
BluZiff said:
god my housemate eats with his mouth wide open and slaps his chops with every bite, it makes me want to puke.
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haha i have a friend at uni who does this. Makes me feel sick too but i haven't the heart to tell him :p.

Wouldn't be so annoying if it werent for the fact that it always reminds me of one time when I was trying to sit, whilst revising, silently in our uni common room. The place was completely empty and you could hear a pin drop, when suddenly this ugly fat girl walks in talking loudly in arabic on her ugly fat phone and gets some horrible ugly fat spicy veggie pasta type thing out of her bag, then proceeded to eat it, which sounded like chunks of vomit being chomped up with jelly, punctuated by loud "ssssssliiillll" saliva noises while coping with the spicyness. I had an exam in 2 hours and all I could think about was not punching her in the face. :mad:
 
Anyone else find it very annoying you cant rewind/fast foward quicker on Virgin On Demand? like withthe recorded programmes. Thats my rant over! :p
 
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