'Tis a women thing really..
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Nope, all goes in the laundry basket.
err, no?
welcome to reminders on your outlook calender.
define too fast? at least I can drive.
I've never understood this,
personally I've never wee'd on the seat let alone the floor and I leave the seat down after anyway (normaly go to the loo just to read my book and keep out of the way anyway
)nope.
fact.i could go on, but you're all so perfect it would be a waste of time.
me: "so what would you like to do this weekend dear?"
her: "oh anything I don't mind it's up to you"
me: "we could go to (insert absolutely any suggestion you could think of here)
her: "no I don't want to do that!"
found best option for this and it works REALLY well with ALL girls.
pick something. anything. don't ask her, don't even think of her at all.
then do it.
don't even let her know on the day what you're going to do/take her.
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Does everyone else's wife or gf always ask :
her : "what do you want for dinner?"
me : "Hmm how about sausage and mash".
her : "No, i don't fancy that"
me : "ok, fish n chips"
her : "Too fatening"
me : "Ok, Spag Bowl"
her : "We had that the other day"
me : "Well why the *** @&?! *** did you **** ask then"
her : "what do you want for dinner?"
me : "Hmm how about sausage and mash".
her : "No, i don't fancy that"
me : "ok, fish n chips"
her : "Too fatening"
me : "Ok, Spag Bowl"
her : "We had that the other day"
me : "Well why the *** @&?! *** did you **** ask then"
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It may be half an hour for you, but we have been building up to tidy for at least a couple of days ... we want to dust and hover around your crap and get the cleaning over and done with and get on with more interesting things, not sit around waiting until you can be bothered to move it so we can finish the cleaning
It does sound like women to wait until they can shout at the man for leaving something lying to get the urge to clean
. Anything to go in a mood really .Yup, but usually the other way around.
Then in the end I just go and cook whatever I want and she will wat what is given !
Oooooooo that sounded soo sexist
Another good one that any woman will say is "what are you thinking" when you're sat relaxing together.
I always answer with something completely ridiculous. I hate that damn question as it's totally loaded - if you hesitate to answer, the lass always assumes you are lying and were thinking something terrible.
Her: What are you thinking?
Him <pause>... about how much a love you darling.
Her: omfg you DID have a threeway with my mother and sister didn't you? I HATE YOU!
I always answer with something completely ridiculous. I hate that damn question as it's totally loaded - if you hesitate to answer, the lass always assumes you are lying and were thinking something terrible.
Her: What are you thinking?
Him <pause>... about how much a love you darling.
Her: omfg you DID have a threeway with my mother and sister didn't you? I HATE YOU!
haha. Comeon 'fess up. You did didn't u?!
I would have done with my ex - her sis was bloody smokin'!
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Or dead? I'm in Afghanistan soon then when I come back there is a music festival the following weekend, I thought this would be a great way to unwind with mates but apparently I am being selfish because I'm not intending on spending that weekend with her. Am I? I'll see her the whole week after that. Hmmm, to order my ticket or not? 
(And this goes for any other "question" related problem)
There is basically no right answer for anything! Whatever we say is wrong.
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too damn true!
I'm in Afghanistan soon then when I come back there is a music festival the following weekend, I thought this would be a great way to unwind with mates but apparently I am being selfish because I'm not intending on spending that weekend with her. Am I? I'll see her the whole week after that. Hmmm, to order my ticket or not?
You're right but you will never convince her of that. I note that some people may think that the first thing to do is see your girlfriend. However in my view that weekend is something that can only be done taht weekend - the girlfriend is being selfish because it's spend 2 days there and 5 days with her, or else spend 7 days with her....
I'm in Afghanistan soon then when I come back there is a music festival the following weekend, I thought this would be a great way to unwind with mates but apparently I am being selfish because I'm not intending on spending that weekend with her. Am I? I'll see her the whole week after that. Hmmm, to order my ticket or not?
Don't let her dictate what you can or can't do, if she doesn't like it, she can **** the right off.
Do it, you don't deserve that sort of manipulation.
i normally try and avoid most of the conversations that have happened in here but i got this one on Tuesday...
Her : What do you want to do over easter?
Me : I not sure i am pretty tired and wanted to relax, did you want to escape london?
Her : Yes
Me : Where did you want to go?
Her : Some where else?
Me : You want me to decide?
Her : Yes
Me : How about Cambridge or Oxford i have always wanted to see them.
Her : No
Me : How about Dover i want to see the white cliffs at some point in time.
Her : No
Me : Do you have somewhere in your mind that you want to go? or something you want to do?
Her : No, you decide
Me : Ok, i will pick somewhere and book it, you can just turn up with a suitcase
Her : No don't do that i want to see it first.
grrrr i am still none the wiser. Any one recommend a place in the south of England, i am from up north and haven't seen anything outside of London.
Her : What do you want to do over easter?
Me : I not sure i am pretty tired and wanted to relax, did you want to escape london?
Her : Yes
Me : Where did you want to go?
Her : Some where else?
Me : You want me to decide?
Her : Yes
Me : How about Cambridge or Oxford i have always wanted to see them.
Her : No
Me : How about Dover i want to see the white cliffs at some point in time.
Her : No
Me : Do you have somewhere in your mind that you want to go? or something you want to do?
Her : No, you decide
Me : Ok, i will pick somewhere and book it, you can just turn up with a suitcase
Her : No don't do that i want to see it first.
grrrr i am still none the wiser. Any one recommend a place in the south of England, i am from up north and haven't seen anything outside of London.
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Take her to wales, that will teach her!
Bournemouth. Lovely beach, plenty of shopping for her and should be fairly easy to get to.
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