Just glue lots of Zalman passive northbridge heatsinks to yourself.
Why am I never hot? Even on warm days like today I am fine. Honestly you cold climate mofos need to embrace the sun and maybe it will shine more.
or just eat less you bunch of fatties.
What you need is some solar film. Blinds dont stop UV getting into the room and heating it, solar film on the windows gets rid of 99% of the UV energy from the sunlight.