The best way to forget about a girl

My advice would be to go on Facebook and abuse her horribly in front of her friends - that always helps. Hold on a minute, I think you got the order mixed up.
 
Ive drunk lots and lots of alcohol tonight and it aint helping.

Ive been with lots of women tonight and it aint helping.

I cant stop thinking of her and I really want too.

Plus this has been going on for 2 weeks...

Dont waste money on alcohol mate,start putting it away in your "forget about a girl fund".Give yourself a month or so of saving then go away somewhere on holiday:D Sorted.

You never you might meet someone on ya hols
 
Made me lol :D

And look , Im not actually like that - I dont know why I treated her how I did, and I nailed a bird that I almost got gonorrhea from, I dont wana be with her I just want to be there for her - she has major issues.

I just wana forget about her and be focused properly on the navy - Im losing sleep over her and believe me I know im being stupid big time, I just so want to forget about her so bad.

Cutting off all contact with her. Getting rid of anything that reminds you of her. Working so hard you don't get time to think and let your mind wonder. That's all you can do.

Trust me, it works. ;)
 
Ahh the old "lol there's a gay man in every straight guy" routine. It's people like you that give gays a bad name, I used to have a mate at uni that did the same type of thing and he just ended up with no-one to talk to.

I read it as a joke about Navy stereotypes but maybe you're right and it is a crusade to convert Bengaboy.

Bengaboy: time is about the only thing that will really allow you to forget, taking up a hobby may allow you to speed up the process slightly as you'll be distracted but that is about it. Eventually you'll probably look back and wonder why you were even upset about it but I realise that doesn't help much now.
 
Theres a company called Total Recall that could help with memory deletes :D


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Ok, I apologise, last night was a bit of drunken times, but I just want to be mates with her really - and it is ******* me off.

And yea, my pizza hut skills, and annihilation on facebook wins awards ;) :(
 
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