Just run over a horse or something...

Cr0fty · 7 Apr 2009 at 08:21

Booner! said:
I will ring them tomorrow. Do you think this would remove entrails from under it? or is it just a shot of water..?

Otherwise, I am going to jack the car up and pressure washer it

Please do ring them up and ask!

"Hello, i'm just wondering if your carwash will be able to remove the entrails from underneath my car!"

Scania · 7 Apr 2009 at 08:22

Howard said:
Am I the only one who realises that if you hit a horse with your car, dead or alive, the car isn't going to fare very well unless it's a Sherman tank?

Stop spoiling the fun.

Booner! · 7 Apr 2009 at 09:32

Yeah it was a deer, not a horse! I am going to jack the car up and use the garage's pressure washer underneath it.

Moeks · 7 Apr 2009 at 10:29

Booner! said:
Went back to get photos and saw a fox running away with the body! Blood everywhere for about 30 meters.

I wouldn't like to meet the fox who could carry a horse!

Also, I belive they are called Muntjac deer, not Monkjack.

IAmATeaf · 7 Apr 2009 at 11:16

Aren't you going to go back and see if you can finish of Thumper then?

Many years ago I remember coming back from Bristol on the M4 with my dad, it was dark and all of a sudden a huge smashing sound from the front of the car and then blood and feathers on the widnscreen. Pulled over onto the hard shoulder and had a look at the front of the car, there was a big hole where the grill of his MK1 Escort had been with the more blood and feathers, made a right royal mess.

Muffin` · 7 Apr 2009 at 11:20

Booner! said:
Yeah it was a deer, not a horse! I am going to jack the car up and use the garage's pressure washer underneath it.

Pics... or it didn't happen.

Thomas. PLease. · 7 Apr 2009 at 11:27

ttiuwp

RevBillyG · 7 Apr 2009 at 11:42

Pics with bread!

Than you can make a tasty sandwich afterwards

Finglonga · 7 Apr 2009 at 12:32

Booner! said:
I was driving my Golf to pick up my friend and had no choice but to drive over some roadkill on an NSL road.....it was huge and there was no way I could have braked in time.

Specsavers?

Bubo · 7 Apr 2009 at 13:55

Travelling down the A15 towards Lincoln at christmas last year I passed a layby where there lay the mangled corpse of a kangaroo, I kid you not.

bledd · 7 Apr 2009 at 14:02

did this Fox have a BMW 5 series?

poosemon · 7 Apr 2009 at 14:04

Bubo said:
Travelling down the A15 towards Lincoln at christmas last year I passed a layby where there lay the mangled corpse of a kangaroo, I kid you not.

a kangaroo? Global Warming innit!

I can remember a couple of years back seeing a cow dead on the side of a motorway and a bit further along a damaged lorry, imagine if that was a car!

latercomer2 · 7 Apr 2009 at 14:27

My OH went over a dead badger on the motorway in my Golf last week. Completely screwed the plastics underneath but thankfully there wasn't any remains that I could find. Still got to replace all the plastics but they are knackered on most of Golfs/Boras of its age anyway so they probably weren't in the best of shape

Tom84 · 7 Apr 2009 at 14:33

Booner! said:
I was driving my Golf to pick up my friend and had no choice but to drive over some roadkill on an NSL road.....it was huge and there was no way I could have braked in time. Needless to say, it has left a horrible mess and smell I actually feel sick looking under the car....

I have a pressure washer, but no ramps....just a jack...Would a car wash have facilities to get rid of the dead stuff, or any other easy way of getting rid of it.

I love how after just doing this one of the first things you do is head to ocuk

oap · 7 Apr 2009 at 15:26

bledd. said:
did this Fox have a BMW 5 series?

Lol

eXor · 7 Apr 2009 at 15:37

LoadsaMoney said:
Bloody hell, how the **** could a fox carry a horse

A 530i Sport has generous load space.

Bubo · 7 Apr 2009 at 15:41

Mr_White said:
You ran over a horse, and then a fox ran away with it's corpse?

This sounds like the beginnings of an alternative nursery rhyme.

Hey diddle diddle
The car and the middle (of the road)
The car ran over the horse
OCUK laughed to see such fun
And the fox ran away with the corpse.

Jono · 7 Apr 2009 at 16:00

Bubo said:
This sounds like the beginnings of an alternative nursery rhyme.

Hey diddle diddle
The car and the middle (of the road)
The car ran over the horse
OCUK laughed to see such fun
And the fox ran away with the corpse.

latercomer2 · 7 Apr 2009 at 16:46

ROFL

MarkDavis · 7 Apr 2009 at 19:50

IAmATeaf said:
Aren't you going to go back and see if you can finish of Thumper then?

Many years ago I remember coming back from Bristol on the M4 with my dad, it was dark and all of a sudden a huge smashing sound from the front of the car and then blood and feathers on the widnscreen. Pulled over onto the hard shoulder and had a look at the front of the car, there was a big hole where the grill of his MK1 Escort had been with the more blood and feathers, made a right royal mess.

OMG! I did exactly that years ago! It looked like a chicken or pheasant crossing the M4 Westbound through Wiltshire. Thought about swerving but as I was doing about 80mph was worried about losing control of the car so I kept straight and hit it dead on - feathers everywhere, front bumper cracked and splats of blood across the paint. Had to fork out for a new bumper in the end.

No horses though. Or deer for that matter.