Is there life in Cliffe in Medway?

well I think they only have a corner shop to supply them, so if you need anything you have to go right into the town also there is only one road in and out.
 
Sticks hand up hesitantly.. Cliffe resident here....

It's not as remote as it seems.. well.. not really anyway.. :P

There's a couple of newsagents/corner shops, a few pubs.. even a chinese.. what more do you need ?

There's even more than one road in and out of the place.. although granted the main road goes in and then just kind of stops (well feeds back on itself)
 
hmm.... a buisness oppurtunity there methinks... there was an old ladies knittingy kind of shop that's closed down recently.. I wonder if I could apply for permission to develop.

Has the added advantage of being close to the doctors surgery so ease of access for any medications/creams for sores and the such...

:P

I guess if the knocking shop idea wouldn't work I could always turn it into a licensed sex shop with a few booths at the back for previewing vids and stuff...
 
Horrible image of the rub and tug massage scenes from League of Gentlemen with PoSam giving out the relief to lonely Cliffe residents.
 
indeed.. only a few (or so) houses down from the exchange so normally get a pretty good connection too...

:D

We've only been here a few years though.. so probably don't really class as one of the village people yet...

young man..
 
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