Any straight men use false Tan ?

I dont see too much of a problem with sunbeds, so long as it isn't over the top. I don't tan that easily so it wouldn't be too noticeable.

I think fake tan is a bit odd though.

I've never used either, but contemplating a couple of trips 2 put some colour on me.


Sunbeds are fine in my eyes, however putting fake tan out of a bottle seems odd like you say, so what if you want a bit of colour who are we to judge?
 
What is this obsession of looking like an immigrant?

We are white in this country for a reason, zero sunlight for 95% of the year.

"Check me I can afford to go on holiday to get a sun tan"
"Do oompa loompas have passports like people? Or do they have special ones, like for pets?"
 
Reminds me of:

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every guy i see with fake tan i instantly want to punch them in the face repeatedly but luckily for them im not a very violent person so i can control my rage.

i swear they are all ronaldo wannabes or something there is nothing wrong with beeing white and having white skin aslong as you dont look emo.

are you likely to get more women because you use fake tan? certainly not the types you would want attention from.
 
I don't think there's anything wrong with applying a light colour to your skin. Some people look rather silly/fugly when really pale. Obviously, applying super crap amounts to make you look like a guido is obviously a no-no. But a light base colour, for example, if you're going on holiday, or to stop you looking like a translucent flesh tube - is fine.

And no, it doesn't make you gay.
 
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this is what male + fake tan leads to GUIDO POWER!
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sorry for all the images but seriously we need to save this bloke before he becomes in one of them! :p
 
Oh my God, the amount of red blush on those guys on the right of that last picture...
 
Don't see a problem with it being done lightly, I've used moisturisers with built in tanning, actual cream fake tan and my girlfriend bought me a spray tan the other year and it didn't look overly done, don't really have a problem with people doing it or not, yes it can be overdone and look ridiculous, but as a slight colouring of the skin, no problem at all.

Really don't see how it's "gay" its no more gay than dying your hair, wearing certain clothes etc.. just not for everyone.
 
Haha, I don;t use fake tan, to orange. Im a nice brown colour due to sunbeds, I only use the sunbeds once a week at the most.
 
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