I get the feeling she's really ugly and uses the dodgey hair crap to "hide" her dodgey face as much as possible. Thunder thighs, no boobs, weird face, crap music, awful performer, ridiculous style and seemingly incredibly stupid and dull. The worst thing is she makes far more money than me, for acting like a psycho on and off the stage.
Has she got really really really huge ears or something aswell? she hides them all the time but they seem to start very low down and the odd split second glimpse of them scares me.